Eminem - My Mom

YeahYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYo YoAlright Ima lay the chorus firstHere we gooo nowMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My MomMy mom my momI know your probablytired of hearing'bout my mom Oooh whooaBut this is just a story ofwhen I was just a shortyAnd how I becomehooked on vahaliumValium was in everythingfood that I ateThe water that I drankfckin peas in my plateShe sprinkled just enough of itjust to season my steakSo everyday I'd have at leastthree stomach achesNow tell mewhat kind of motherwould want to see herSon to grow up to bean underafukinchieverMy teacher didn't thinkI was gunna be nothin eitherWhat the fuck you stickingum up under the fuckin seat forMrs Mathers your sonhas been huffin etherEither that or the muthafckersbeen puffin' reeferBut all this huffin andpuffin wasn't what it was eitherit was neitherI was buzzin butit wasn't what she thoughtPee in teacupBitch you ain't my keeperI'm sleepinWhat the fuk you keep onfckin' with me forSlut you need toleave me the fck aloneI ain't playinGo find you a white crayonand color a fukin' zebraMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My MomWait a minuteThis ain't dinnerthis is paint thinnerYou ate it yesterdayI ain't hear no complaints did INow heres a platefull of pain killersnow just wait tillI crush the valiumand put it in your potatoesyou little motherfckerI'll make yousit there and makethat retarded fckin faceWithout even tastin itYou better lick fckin'plate you ain't wastin' itput your face in itFor I throwyou in the basement againand I ain't givin' inYour gunna just sit therein one fuckin place spiTill next Thanksgiving andif you still ain't finishedThen I'll use the same shit againthen When I make spinach dipIt'll placed in the shitYou little shit Wanna sitthere and play innocentA rack filler hit me inK Mart and they witnessed itChild supportYour fatherhe ain't sent the shitAnd so what if he didIts none of yourdang business kidMy momtheres no one elsequite like my momI know I shouldlet bigons be bigonsBut shes the reason whyI am high what I'm high onMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My MomMy mom love valiumnow while I amTheres a party animalI am what I amBut I'm strong to the finishwith me valium spinachBut my buzz only lastabout two minutesBut I don't wanna swallow itwithout chewin' itI can't even write a rhymewithout doin' itMy valiumMy valiiiuuuuumMan I never thoughtI could never be a drug addictNah fuck thatI can't have it happen to meBut that actuallywhat has ended up happenin'Atradegy of fckin passin it upcatchin' meAnd its probably whereI got aquanted with the tasteAin't itPharmaceuticalsare the bomb mombeautifulShe killed a fckin dogwith the medicineshe done fed itFeed a fukin asprin and saythat it has a headacheHere want a snackyou hungry you fckin bratLook at that its a xanaxtake it and take a nap EAT ITBut I DONT NEED ITWELL FCK IT then break it upTake a little piecethen beat itbefore you wake Nathan upAlright ma you winI don't feel like arguin'I'll do it pop it gobble itand start wobblin'Stumble hoble tumble sliptripped and I fall in bedWith a bottle of Medsand a Heath Ledger bobbleheadMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My Mom