Eminem - My Name Is

Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi kids do you like violence
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
through each one of my eyelids
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did
Try 'cid and get fucked up
worse than my life is
My brain's dead weight
I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr Dre said
Slim Shady you a basehead
Uh-uhhh
So why's your face red
Man you wasted
Well since age twelve
I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off
and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked
her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound
of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch
who sat down too fast
Come here slut
Shady wait a minute
that's my girl dog
I don't give a fuck
God sent me to piss the world off
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted
to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot next semester
I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Walked in the strip club
had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians
In a spaceship while
they're screaming at me
Let's just be friends
99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs
and name it after her
You know you blew up
when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands
like some screaming Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked
for my autograph
So I signed it
Dear Dave thanks for the support
asshole
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Stop the tape
This kid needs to be locked away
Dr Dre don't just stand there
operate
I'm not ready to leave
it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside
the cemetery and buried alive
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka
dare me to drive
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
My palms too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped
like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk
I'll fuck anything that walks
When I was little
I used to get so hungry
I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me Mom
You ain't got no tits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on
and shoot myself in the head
I'm steaming mad
And by the way when you see my dad
Tell him that I slit his throat
in this dream I had
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is what
My name is who
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi my name is huh
My name is what
My name is chka-chka Slim Shady