Eminem - Bagpipes From Baghdad

AahhhhOh it's music to my ears oh manHow can I describe the way I feelfucking great manOk let me see how can I beginLocked in Mariah's wineceller all I had for lunchWas bread winemore bread wine andcaptain crunchRed wine for breakfastand for brunchAnd to soak it up an in betweensnack crackers to munchMariah what ever happened to usWhy did we have to break upAll I asked forwas a glass of punchYou see I never reallyasked for muchI can't imagine what'sGoin through yourmind after suchA nasty break upwith that Latin hunkLouis MiguelNick Cannon betterback the fuck upI'm not playinI want to back you punkThis is Hello Kittybedspread satin funkMixed with Egyptianwith the little rappin punkZappin Eric Claptonshap brings apercrunkand yea babyI want another crack at yaYou can beat mewith any spatula that you wantI mean I reallywant ya bad ya cuntNick you had your funI've come to get yawhen your sack got jumpedMan I can use afresh batch of bloodSo prepare your vernacularfor Dracular acupunctureBagpipes from baghdadWhen will it ever ceaseFor Pete's sakeshe's crazy to say the leastBagpipes from baghdadWhat's goin through my mindHalf the time when I rhymewe're blowin up likeBagpipes from baghdadSomeone turn the vacancy sign onCause i'm gone blowing up likeBagpipes from baghdadI run the streets and mackLike a madman holdin a glackYou can be a permanentfixture in my lyrical mixtureI'm the miracle whipa tricksterMy sicknitch a soundwhen a tube oflipstick's aroundI'm bound to put it onin an instant wow manWhat an ensemblewhat an assortment of armoursuticals just beautifulbuild us to my palm aCuticles get residuecause i'm touchin the bottleNever knewI could remind meso much of my mommaI'll cut ya like Dahmerpull the butcher kife on yaThe size of a sword boyi'm like the fuckin ruts on yaGet it stuck in your corneanice knowin ya NormanYour so fuckin annoyindrop the shovel boyYou don't knowwhat the fuck your doinI ain't playin no fuckin moreNick Cannon you prickI wish you luckwith the fuckin warEvery minutethere's a sucker bornsnuck up onMaliki made the motherfuckersuck on a struck of cornShucker shuck a cornshuck a cornHit Jason in the facewith a hockey puck and tell emit's fuckin onMan what the fuck are ya doinYou're runnin over thesnowblower with the lawnmowerBlowin your bagpipesfrom baghdadBagpipes from baghdadWhen will it ever ceaseFor Pete's sakeshe's crazy to say the leastBagpipes from baghdadWhat's goin through my mindHalf the time when I rhymewe're blowin up likeBagpipes from baghdadSomeone turn the vacancy sign onCause i'm gone blowing up likeBagpipes from baghdadI run the streets and mackLike a madman holdin a glackIn the bed with two braindeadlesbian vegetablesI bet you theybecome heterosexualNothing will stop mefrom molestin youTitty fuckin you tilyour breast nipple fleshtickles my testiclesIs what they saidto the two conjoined twinsHow's it going girlfriendsyou need a boyfriendYou need some ointmentjust set up an appointmentWho's gonnasee the doctor firstwe'll do a coin flipI just got my one yearsorbiety coin chipWhen the bad get goinhow bad does the going getBaby you shouldn't haveany trouble rubbin groins witEach other especiallywhen you're joined at the hipI'm going to get the needleand thread from the sewing kitAn attempt to separate 'emand stitch 'emback at the loin shitLure the little boywith the chocolatechips ahoy chipCookie lookie eventook me a polariodBagpipes from baghdadWhen will it ever ceaseFor Pete's sakeshe's crazy to say the leastBagpipes from baghdadWhat's goin through my mindHalf the time when I rhymewe're blowin up likeBagpipes from baghdadSomeone turn the vacancy sign onCause i'm gone blowing up likeBagpipes from baghdadI run the streets and mackLike a madman holdin a glackHghum dayli laaa aaa aaa aaa aa aah aahHghum dayli laaa aaa aaa aaa aa aah aahHghum dayli laaa aaa aaa aaa aa aah aahHghum dayli laaa aaa aaa aaa aa aah aah