Eminem - Asshole (Feat. Skylar Grey)

Came to the world at a time
when it was in need of a villain
An asshole
that role I think
I succeed in fulfilling
Don't think I ever stopped to think
I was speaking to children
Everything was happening so fast
It was like I blinked
sold three million
Then it all went blank
all I remember
Is feeling ridiculous cause
I was getting sick of this feeling
Like I am always under attack man
I could have stacked
my shit list to the ceiling
Women dish him
but really thinking
If anyone ever talks to
one of my little girls
like this I would kill him
Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite
When I'm ripping shit
but since when did this many
People ever give a shit
what I had to say
It's just my opinion
If it contradicts how I'm living
Put a dick in your rear end
that's why
Every time you mention a lyric
I thank you for it
For drawing more
attention toward it
Cause it gave me
an enormous platform
I'm flattered you thought
I was that important
But you can't ignore the fact
that I fought for the respect
And battle for it mad awards
had GLAAD annoyed
Attaboy
they told me to slow down
and I just zone out
Good luck trying
to convince a blonde
That's like telling Gwen Stefan'
that she sold out
Cause I was tryna leave no doubt
In anyone's mind one day
I'd go down
In history think they know now
Because everybody knows
Everybody knows
that you're just an asshole
Everywhere
that you go people wanna go
Oh everyone knows
Everybody knows
so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide
you are just an asshole
everyone knows
Thanks for the support
asshole thanks for the support
asshole
Quit acting salty
I was counting on you to
count me out as Asher Roth
When he round a bout dissed me
to shout me out
Thought I was history
But goddamn honkey
that compliment's like
backhanding a donkey
Good way to get your
ass socked in the mouth
Lay'em off it
But what the fuck is
all this thrash talking about
The fight was fixed
I'm back and you can't stop me
You knock me down
I went down for the count
I fell but the fans caught me
and now
You're gonna have to
beat the fuckin pants off me
To take my belt word to Pacquiao
Momma said there
ain't nothing else to talk about
Gotta go in that ring
and knock them out
Or you better not come out
It's poetry in motion
like Freddie Roach
When he's quoting Shakespeare
So what if the insults are revolting
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think it's a joke
til you're bullet riddled
But you should give
little shit what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a goddamn
vest on your chest and a Glock
Just to go out watch Batman
Who needs to test the testicles
not that man
Half of you don't got the guts
and intestinal blockage
Rest of you got
lap bands stuck to this model
Before they put bathsalts
and all those water bottles
in Colorado
So get lost Waldo
My soul's escaping through
this asshole that is gaping
A black hole that
I'm swallowing this track whole
With a pack torn of paper
but I'm not taking no crap ho
Here I go down the back pole
And I'm changing back into
that old maniac in fact there it go
Trying to dip through the back door
retreating cause everybody knows
Everybody knows
that you're just an asshole
Everywhere
that you go people wanna go
Oh everyone knows
Everybody knows
so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide
you are just an asshole
everyone knows
Holy mackeral
I'm the biggest jerk
on the planet earth
I smack the girl off
the mechanical bull
then attract the bull
Thinkin we have some magnetic pull
Then scream
ICP IN THIS BITCH
HOW DO FUCKIN MAGNETS WORK
Cause you're attractive
but we ain't attractable
Hate to be dramatical
but I'm not romantical
I'm making up words
you can understandable
It's tragical
Thinkin some magical
shit's gonna happen
That ain't practical
You crackin a joke
it's laughable
cause me and love's like
a bad combination
I keep them feelings
locked in a vault
So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded
full body armor
Bitch you just need a helmet
because if you think
you're special
you're retarded
Thinkin you're one of a kind
like you got some platinum vagina
You're a train wreck
I got a one track mind
Shorty you're fine
but you sort of remind me of a 49er
Cause you been a gold digger
since you were a minor
Been tryina
hunt me down like a dog
cause you're on my ass
But you can't get a scent
because all of my
spare time is spent
With my nose in this binder
so don't bother tryin
Only women that
I love are my daughters
And sometimes
I rhyme and it sounds
Like I forget I'm a father
and I push it farther
So father forgive me
if I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't of
been a parent I'll never grow up
So to hell with your parents
and motherfucking father time
It ain't never gonna stop
A pessimist who transforms
to an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half dead
I'm half alive
Throw all my half
empty glass in a cup
so now my cup is runneth over
And I'm about to set it on you
like a motherfucking coaster
I’m goin back to
what got me here
yeah cocky
and can’t knock being
Rude off so fear not my dear
and dry up your teardrops
I'm here
White America's mirror
so I feel awkward and weird
You stare at me
and see yourself
because you're one too
You shouldn't be as shocked
because
Everybody knows
that you're just an asshole
Everywhere
that you go people wanna go
Oh everyone knows
Everybody knows
so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide
you are just an asshole
everyone knows everyone knows