Eminem - Role Model

OK
I'm going to attempt
to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me

Mic check one two
we recordin
I'm cancerous
so when I diss
you wouldn't
wanna answer this
If you responded back
with a battle
rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death
then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs
till your bones poke
through your skin
You beef wit me
I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer
and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of
funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out
I hit the trees harder
than Sonny Bono
So if said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie
AND get fucked
more than the President does
Hillary Clinton
tried to slap me and
call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils
out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt
and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice
and ripped out his blonde
dreads
Every girl I ever went out
wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly
what the song says
smoke weed take pills
drop outta school kill
people and drink and
jump behind the wheel
like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk
in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask
for a date with Laury Hill
Some people only see that
I'm white ignorin skill
Cause I stand out
like a green hat
with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed
y'all don't even see
through the mist
How the fuck can I be white
I don't even exist
I get a clean shave
bathe go to a rave
Die from an overdose and
dig myself up out of my grav
My middle finger
won't go down how do I wave
And this is how I'm
supposed to teach kids
how to behave
Now follow me and
do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I slap women and eat
shrooms then O D
Now don't you wanna grow
up to be just like me
Me and Marcus Allen went
over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at
the door
must have been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door
put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and
smeared blood in a
white Bronco
My mind won't work
if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks
out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player
just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can
up at the ozone layer
My rap style's warped
I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's
corpse
to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk
cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn
Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal
as Norman Bates
with deformative traits
A premature birth
that was four minutes late
Mother are you there
I love you
I never meant to hit you
over the head with that
shovel
Will someone explain
to my brain that I just
severed a main vein
with a chainsaw
and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sighed
either I'm high or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin
this room neither
So when you see your mom
with a thermometer
shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious
I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo
shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape opened
it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk
with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I've been with 10 women
who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I got genital warts and it
burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I tie a rope around my penis
and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up
to be just like me
OK
I'm going to attempt
to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me

Mic check one two
we recordin
I'm cancerous
so when I diss
you wouldn't
wanna answer this
If you responded back
with a battle
rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death
then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs
till your bones poke
through your skin
You beef wit me
I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer
and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of
funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out
I hit the trees harder
than Sonny Bono
So if said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie
AND get fucked
more than the President does
Hillary Clinton
tried to slap me and
call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils
out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt
and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice
and ripped out his blonde
dreads
Every girl I ever went out
wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly
what the song says
smoke weed take pills
drop outta school kill
people and drink and
jump behind the wheel
like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk
in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask
for a date with Laury Hill
Some people only see that
I'm white ignorin skill
Cause I stand out
like a green hat
with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed
y'all don't even see
through the mist
How the fuck can I be white
I don't even exist
I get a clean shave
bathe go to a rave
Die from an overdose and
dig myself up out of my grav
My middle finger
won't go down how do I wave
And this is how I'm
supposed to teach kids
how to behave
Now follow me and
do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I slap women and eat
shrooms then O D
Now don't you wanna grow
up to be just like me
Me and Marcus Allen went
over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at
the door
must have been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door
put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and
smeared blood in a
white Bronco
My mind won't work
if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks
out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player
just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can
up at the ozone layer
My rap style's warped
I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's
corpse
to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk
cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn
Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal
as Norman Bates
with deformative traits
A premature birth
that was four minutes late
Mother are you there
I love you
I never meant to hit you
over the head with that
shovel
Will someone explain
to my brain that I just
severed a main vein
with a chainsaw
and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sighed
either I'm high or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin
this room neither
So when you see your mom
with a thermometer
shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious
I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo
shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape opened
it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk
with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I've been with 10 women
who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I got genital warts and it
burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me
I tie a rope around my penis
and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up
to be just like me

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