Eminem - My Mom

Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yo Yo
Alright Ima lay the chorus first
Here we gooo now
My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I am like
I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I'm on what
I'm on cause I'm My Mom
My mom my mom
I know your probably
tired of hearing
'bout my mom Oooh whooa
But this is just a story of
when I was just a shorty
And how I become
hooked on vahalium
Valium was in everything
food that I ate
The water that I drank
fckin peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it
just to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least
three stomach aches
Now tell me
what kind of mother
would want to see her
Son to grow up to be
an underafukinchiever
My teacher didn't think
I was gunna be nothin either
What the fuck you stickin
gum up under the fuckin seat for
Mrs Mathers your son
has been huffin ether
Either that or the muthafckers
been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin and
puffin wasn't what it was either
it was neither
I was buzzin but
it wasn't what she thought
Pee in teacup
Bitch you ain't my keeper
I'm sleepin
What the fuk you keep on
fckin' with me for
Slut you need to
leave me the fck alone
I ain't playin
Go find you a white crayon
and color a fukin' zebra
My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I am like
I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I'm on what
I'm on cause I'm My Mom
Wait a minute
This ain't dinner
this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday
I ain't hear no complaints did I
Now heres a plate
full of pain killers
now just wait till
I crush the valium
and put it in your potatoes
you little motherfcker
I'll make you
sit there and make
that retarded fckin face
Without even tastin it
You better lick fckin'
plate you ain't wastin' it
put your face in it
For I throw
you in the basement again
and I ain't givin' in
Your gunna just sit there
in one fuckin place spi
Till next Thanksgiving and
if you still ain't finished
Then I'll use the same shit again
then When I make spinach dip
It'll placed in the shit
You little shit Wanna sit
there and play innocent
A rack filler hit me in
K Mart and they witnessed it
Child support
Your father
he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did
Its none of your
dang business kid
My mom
theres no one else
quite like my mom
I know I should
let bigons be bigons
But shes the reason why
I am high what I'm high on
My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I am like
I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I'm on what
I'm on cause I'm My Mom
My mom love valium
now while I am
Theres a party animal
I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish
with me valium spinach
But my buzz only last
about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it
without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme
without doin' it
My valium
My valiiiuuuuum
Man I never thought
I could never be a drug addict
Nah fuck that
I can't have it happen to me
But that actually
what has ended up happenin'A
tradegy of fckin passin it up
catchin' me
And its probably where
I got aquanted with the taste
Ain't it
Pharmaceuticals
are the bomb mom
beautiful
She killed a fckin dog
with the medicine
she done fed it
Feed a fukin asprin and say
that it has a headache
Here want a snack
you hungry you fckin brat
Look at that its a xanax
take it and take a nap EAT IT
But I DONT NEED IT
WELL FCK IT then break it up
Take a little piece
then beat it
before you wake Nathan up
Alright ma you win
I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it pop it gobble it
and start wobblin'
Stumble hoble tumble slip
tripped and I fall in bed
With a bottle of Meds
and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I am like
I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium
and lots of drugs
Thats why I'm on what
I'm on cause I'm My Mom

Eminem - My Mom

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