Tenacious D - Cock Pushups
(spoken)
(KG:) D'you think that, um,
Dude, d'you think that when, when the album,
When this is out,
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) D'you think there will, it'll make us, um, more attractive to the ladies?
(JB:) Pshh, yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
(KG:) Cock pushups?
(JB:) Yeah.
(KG:) What are those?
(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
(KG:) pshh...no.....That would be impossible..Your cock could support your whole weight?
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) Yeah
(JB:) But over time
(KG:) Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?
(JB:) Cock pushups?
(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one, really
(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need.
(KG:) D'you think that, um,
Dude, d'you think that when, when the album,
When this is out,
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) D'you think there will, it'll make us, um, more attractive to the ladies?
(JB:) Pshh, yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
(KG:) Cock pushups?
(JB:) Yeah.
(KG:) What are those?
(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
(KG:) pshh...no.....That would be impossible..Your cock could support your whole weight?
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) Yeah
(JB:) But over time
(KG:) Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?
(JB:) Cock pushups?
(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one, really
(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need.
(spoken)
(KG:) D'you think that, um,
Dude, d'you think that when, when the album,
When this is out,
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) D'you think there will, it'll make us, um, more attractive to the ladies?
(JB:) Pshh, yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
(KG:) Cock pushups?
(JB:) Yeah.
(KG:) What are those?
(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
(KG:) pshh...no.....That would be impossible..Your cock could support your whole weight?
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) Yeah
(JB:) But over time
(KG:) Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?
(JB:) Cock pushups?
(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one, really
(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need.
(KG:) D'you think that, um,
Dude, d'you think that when, when the album,
When this is out,
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) D'you think there will, it'll make us, um, more attractive to the ladies?
(JB:) Pshh, yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
(KG:) Cock pushups?
(JB:) Yeah.
(KG:) What are those?
(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
(KG:) pshh...no.....That would be impossible..Your cock could support your whole weight?
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) Yeah
(JB:) But over time
(KG:) Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?
(JB:) Cock pushups?
(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one, really
(JB:) Yeah, one is all you need.
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