Tenacious D - The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage

This is the ballad of Hollywood
Jack and the Rage Kage
Nothin' could stop them when
Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time
and went to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind
in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and
watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing
without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables
and Kage doin' mushrooms
Fuck him I don't need no
Hollywood Jack anyway
So Hollywood Jack lived up
high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage lived deep
in the broiling valley below
Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
and he looked on the stage
The lava was flowin' and
broilin' inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder
of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials
flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out
and he'd make even more millions
He'd screen KG's calls and
snort coke off the ass of a whore
No one respected him they just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
And he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
Then Hollywood Jack got a message
that Kage was in trouble
They sent Kage away cause he had
gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
And flew all that night through the rain
To be with his friend and see
what remained of his brain
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors
You've got to retrieve him
You've got the technology
use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and
he screamed By God you must save him
Because Rage Kage and
I can't you see that we're one and the same
Aaaah
Rage Kage
Oh Rage Kage
There be magic inside that old name
And you know
That you know
When you're going completely insane
Ah the Rage Kage
Ah the Rage Kage
Oh the lion will roar once again
And you know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Hollywood Jack and Rage Kage
will ride once again
This is the ballad of Hollywood
Jack and the Rage Kage
Nothin' could stop them when
Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time
and went to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind
in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and
watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing
without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables
and Kage doin' mushrooms
Fuck him I don't need no
Hollywood Jack anyway
So Hollywood Jack lived up
high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage lived deep
in the broiling valley below
Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
and he looked on the stage
The lava was flowin' and
broilin' inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder
of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials
flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out
and he'd make even more millions
He'd screen KG's calls and
snort coke off the ass of a whore
No one respected him they just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
And he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
Then Hollywood Jack got a message
that Kage was in trouble
They sent Kage away cause he had
gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
And flew all that night through the rain
To be with his friend and see
what remained of his brain
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors
You've got to retrieve him
You've got the technology
use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and
he screamed By God you must save him
Because Rage Kage and
I can't you see that we're one and the same
Aaaah
Rage Kage
Oh Rage Kage
There be magic inside that old name
And you know
That you know
When you're going completely insane
Ah the Rage Kage
Ah the Rage Kage
Oh the lion will roar once again
And you know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm
the old Rage Kage again
Hollywood Jack and Rage Kage
will ride once again
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