When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that The D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was The D will rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll fucking rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again
Cause' the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We'll fucking rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again
Sun shining, it's a Hell of a day
Riding back and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're putting on a show
We're sneaking up, climbing into your window
Out rocking, yea we're rocking again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is the master of zen
We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
The fucking D is back, ya'll
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot blooded, that's a lots of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
The fucking D is back
But what if it's true
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do
And what will we do
About all the fans who have The D tattoo
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Wait a minute Kage
What's that you say
You know it's not too late
Yes, it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit
One hit
One hit
One hit
Yea, I'm hoping this is it
One hit
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1,000 hit
I don't care
As long as we get there
We'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that The D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was The D will rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll fucking rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again
Cause' the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We'll fucking rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again
Sun shining, it's a Hell of a day
Riding back and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're putting on a show
We're sneaking up, climbing into your window
Out rocking, yea we're rocking again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is the master of zen
We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
The fucking D is back, ya'll
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot blooded, that's a lots of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
The fucking D is back
But what if it's true
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do
And what will we do
About all the fans who have The D tattoo
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Wait a minute Kage
What's that you say
You know it's not too late
Yes, it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit
One hit
One hit
One hit
Yea, I'm hoping this is it
One hit
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1,000 hit
I don't care
As long as we get there
We'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo