Bob Rivers - There`s Another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
Everywhere you look you can't escape
There's Santas everywhere
Bells are ringing, children screaming
Something doesn't seem right
His beard is gray, that's a nice toupee
But his eyebrows oughta be white

There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
One at the mall and one in the window
Sitting in a velvet chair
Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones
Cheeks so rosy and bright
That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer
Call Santa Claus a cab tonight

Stereotypical White Santa: "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"

Nasally Voiced Santa: "Ho, ho, ho"

Stereotypical Black Santa: "Yo man! Word to the Kringle. Santa's in the house. Yo ho, ho!"

Stereotypical Asian SantaL "Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. No, I cannot break a twenty dollar bill. I'm very sorry."

Stereotypical ???: "Ho, ho, ho. Hey, what am I doing here? Happy Hanukkah!"

Just saw Santa Claus
Just saw Santa Claus
Just gave a Santa Claus change
Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Claus
Hit me up again
When those sleigh bells jingle jangle
On my roof top tonight
Will my chimney be backed up
With Santas all crammed in tight

There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
Everywhere you look you can't escape
There's Santas everywhere
Bells are ringing, children screaming
Something doesn't seem right
His beard is grey
That's a nice toupee
But his eyebrows oughta be white
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
Everywhere you look you can't escape
There's Santas everywhere
Bells are ringing, children screaming
Something doesn't seem right
His beard is gray, that's a nice toupee
But his eyebrows oughta be white

There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
One at the mall and one in the window
Sitting in a velvet chair
Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones
Cheeks so rosy and bright
That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer
Call Santa Claus a cab tonight

Stereotypical White Santa: "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"

Nasally Voiced Santa: "Ho, ho, ho"

Stereotypical Black Santa: "Yo man! Word to the Kringle. Santa's in the house. Yo ho, ho!"

Stereotypical Asian SantaL "Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. No, I cannot break a twenty dollar bill. I'm very sorry."

Stereotypical ???: "Ho, ho, ho. Hey, what am I doing here? Happy Hanukkah!"

Just saw Santa Claus
Just saw Santa Claus
Just gave a Santa Claus change
Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Claus
Hit me up again
When those sleigh bells jingle jangle
On my roof top tonight
Will my chimney be backed up
With Santas all crammed in tight

There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
Everywhere you look you can't escape
There's Santas everywhere
Bells are ringing, children screaming
Something doesn't seem right
His beard is grey
That's a nice toupee
But his eyebrows oughta be white
Bob Rivers- There's Another Santa Claus.wmv

December 6, 2011 Video edited by Randy Smith (aka Metalwulf or Wulfie) from The Metallic Onslaught. Original music by Bob Rivers. I should stress that this ...

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