Bob Rivers - There`s A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
The King of Rock and Roll
Take a look at the double chin
He's weighing about 310
With golden chains and sequined belt below
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Down at the K-Mart store
But the scariest sight to see
Is that jolly VIP
In a pompadour
A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
And a face you knew way back when
A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
And the hips that wiggled back then
My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again
He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis
With every ho ho ho
There's that faint peanut butter smell
Whenever he says noel
Those lips are always twitching to and fro
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Soon the band will start
And the thing that would pleasure Bing
Is a carol by the King
Right here in K-mart
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
Well you ain't never brought a present
And you ain't no friend of mine
Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut butter and ‘nanner sandwich. They'll eat it later.
He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Well, thank you very much. Thank you.
Signs you can't ignore
Well, I have put on a few pounds
It's the wackiest thing to see
Buddy Holly's on his knee
Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?
And I'm almost sure
Sure it's Elvis once more
Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much.
The King of Rock and Roll
Take a look at the double chin
He's weighing about 310
With golden chains and sequined belt below
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Down at the K-Mart store
But the scariest sight to see
Is that jolly VIP
In a pompadour
A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
And a face you knew way back when
A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
And the hips that wiggled back then
My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again
He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis
With every ho ho ho
There's that faint peanut butter smell
Whenever he says noel
Those lips are always twitching to and fro
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Soon the band will start
And the thing that would pleasure Bing
Is a carol by the King
Right here in K-mart
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
Well you ain't never brought a present
And you ain't no friend of mine
Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut butter and ‘nanner sandwich. They'll eat it later.
He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Well, thank you very much. Thank you.
Signs you can't ignore
Well, I have put on a few pounds
It's the wackiest thing to see
Buddy Holly's on his knee
Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?
And I'm almost sure
Sure it's Elvis once more
Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much.
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
The King of Rock and Roll
Take a look at the double chin
He's weighing about 310
With golden chains and sequined belt below
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Down at the K-Mart store
But the scariest sight to see
Is that jolly VIP
In a pompadour
A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
And a face you knew way back when
A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
And the hips that wiggled back then
My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again
He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis
With every ho ho ho
There's that faint peanut butter smell
Whenever he says noel
Those lips are always twitching to and fro
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Soon the band will start
And the thing that would pleasure Bing
Is a carol by the King
Right here in K-mart
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
Well you ain't never brought a present
And you ain't no friend of mine
Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut butter and ‘nanner sandwich. They'll eat it later.
He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Well, thank you very much. Thank you.
Signs you can't ignore
Well, I have put on a few pounds
It's the wackiest thing to see
Buddy Holly's on his knee
Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?
And I'm almost sure
Sure it's Elvis once more
Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much.
The King of Rock and Roll
Take a look at the double chin
He's weighing about 310
With golden chains and sequined belt below
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Down at the K-Mart store
But the scariest sight to see
Is that jolly VIP
In a pompadour
A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
And a face you knew way back when
A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
And the hips that wiggled back then
My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again
He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis
With every ho ho ho
There's that faint peanut butter smell
Whenever he says noel
Those lips are always twitching to and fro
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Soon the band will start
And the thing that would pleasure Bing
Is a carol by the King
Right here in K-mart
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
Well you ain't never brought a present
And you ain't no friend of mine
Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut butter and ‘nanner sandwich. They'll eat it later.
He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Well, thank you very much. Thank you.
Signs you can't ignore
Well, I have put on a few pounds
It's the wackiest thing to see
Buddy Holly's on his knee
Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?
And I'm almost sure
Sure it's Elvis once more
Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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