Original Broadway Cast - Stuck Together (Strange But True)
Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Yes you've caught me
Now the chase is done
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr Tortoise here's your rabbit stew
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Tell Mr Ripley at Believe It or Not
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hard to believe it
but we're tyin' the knot today
That's ok
Frank
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid we'll see what good behavior can do
Til then we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Mr Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word
Frank was sentenced to 15 years
in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior
Carl and I became great friends
and he even became
the godfather to my kids
I set up my own security company
and paid back every bad check I ever passed
Alright Frank keep your promise
How did you cheat the bar exam
I didn't cheat I studied
You're kidding me I hate this guy
How does he do it
Hey Mr Lawyer Mr Two On The Aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile
In fact I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J Edgar Hoover baby
I've gone fishin'
You're gonna take a day off
You heard me
I you had read this
you'd have said No way
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
Oh yeah
Out of luck together
Oh yeah
And now we're stuck together which is strange
But True
Your junior partner came through
A simple case of monkey see monkey do
Aw come on Hey listen
I'm glad to be on your team
Frank let's make some butter out of cream
That's really nice
Alright kid Let's get outta here
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Yes you've caught me
Now the chase is done
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr Tortoise here's your rabbit stew
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Tell Mr Ripley at Believe It or Not
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hard to believe it
but we're tyin' the knot today
That's ok
Frank
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid we'll see what good behavior can do
Til then we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Mr Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word
Frank was sentenced to 15 years
in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior
Carl and I became great friends
and he even became
the godfather to my kids
I set up my own security company
and paid back every bad check I ever passed
Alright Frank keep your promise
How did you cheat the bar exam
I didn't cheat I studied
You're kidding me I hate this guy
How does he do it
Hey Mr Lawyer Mr Two On The Aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile
In fact I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J Edgar Hoover baby
I've gone fishin'
You're gonna take a day off
You heard me
I you had read this
you'd have said No way
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
Oh yeah
Out of luck together
Oh yeah
And now we're stuck together which is strange
But True
Your junior partner came through
A simple case of monkey see monkey do
Aw come on Hey listen
I'm glad to be on your team
Frank let's make some butter out of cream
That's really nice
Alright kid Let's get outta here
Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Yes you've caught me
Now the chase is done
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr Tortoise here's your rabbit stew
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Tell Mr Ripley at Believe It or Not
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hard to believe it
but we're tyin' the knot today
That's ok
Frank
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid we'll see what good behavior can do
Til then we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Mr Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word
Frank was sentenced to 15 years
in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior
Carl and I became great friends
and he even became
the godfather to my kids
I set up my own security company
and paid back every bad check I ever passed
Alright Frank keep your promise
How did you cheat the bar exam
I didn't cheat I studied
You're kidding me I hate this guy
How does he do it
Hey Mr Lawyer Mr Two On The Aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile
In fact I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J Edgar Hoover baby
I've gone fishin'
You're gonna take a day off
You heard me
I you had read this
you'd have said No way
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
Oh yeah
Out of luck together
Oh yeah
And now we're stuck together which is strange
But True
Your junior partner came through
A simple case of monkey see monkey do
Aw come on Hey listen
I'm glad to be on your team
Frank let's make some butter out of cream
That's really nice
Alright kid Let's get outta here
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Yes you've caught me
Now the chase is done
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr Tortoise here's your rabbit stew
Looks like we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Tell Mr Ripley at Believe It or Not
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hard to believe it
but we're tyin' the knot today
That's ok
Frank
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid we'll see what good behavior can do
Til then we're stuck together
which is strange but true
Mr Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word
Frank was sentenced to 15 years
in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior
Carl and I became great friends
and he even became
the godfather to my kids
I set up my own security company
and paid back every bad check I ever passed
Alright Frank keep your promise
How did you cheat the bar exam
I didn't cheat I studied
You're kidding me I hate this guy
How does he do it
Hey Mr Lawyer Mr Two On The Aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile
In fact I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J Edgar Hoover baby
I've gone fishin'
You're gonna take a day off
You heard me
I you had read this
you'd have said No way
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
Oh yeah
Out of luck together
Oh yeah
And now we're stuck together which is strange
But True
Your junior partner came through
A simple case of monkey see monkey do
Aw come on Hey listen
I'm glad to be on your team
Frank let's make some butter out of cream
That's really nice
Alright kid Let's get outta here
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