K-POP Lyrics Song

The Lonely IslandWe`re Back!

[Jorma Taccone]
Ayo, new Lonely Island!
2011!
Let’s get ‘em, Kiv!

[Akiva Schaffer]
Ayo, my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real, dude?”

[Jorma]
Ayo, hold up, hold up
We gotta come harder than that!
Yo, tell ‘em, Andy

[Andy Samberg]
I think there might be somethin’ wrong with my dick
It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t feel the rubber

Ayo, come on, man
This is Lonely Island!
People are countin’ on us!
I gotta write all these motherfuckers myself!

[Jorma]
Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It’s so small and ugly
All splashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby

Hold up, hold up, this is serious
Kiv, let ‘em know

[Akiva]
Yo, for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit

[Jorma]
Haha, yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout
Andy, show ‘em how it’s done

[Andy]
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake

[Jorma]
Lonely Island!
Grammy-nominated, yeah!
(Hit ‘em again)

[Akiva]
Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrivel
I was an eight-year-old girl before the doctor found my dick

[Jorma]
We make too much money for this shit
Murder music

[Andy]
I shit the bed ’cause my dick played a prank on my butt
Straight tripped when I slept, and stuck a laxative up

[Jorma]
Suppository music!
What y’all know about incontinence!?

[Akiva]
I got hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion
It wasn’t from the sex, it was a blood transfusion

[Jorma]
What?
Motherfucker got horse blood!
What y’all got!?

[Andy]
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts

[Jorma]
Woo, I would like to see that!
This is that Garfield sex music!
Now y’all just show me love, preach

[Akiva]
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump (Tell ‘em)
Every other week I swing by to bring him some lunch

[Jorma]
Oh, now that just sounds nice!
I’ma call it right there!
Game over, motherfuckers!
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit
The world needs us!
[Jorma Taccone]
Ayo, new Lonely Island!
2011!
Let’s get ‘em, Kiv!

[Akiva Schaffer]
Ayo, my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real, dude?”

[Jorma]
Ayo, hold up, hold up
We gotta come harder than that!
Yo, tell ‘em, Andy

[Andy Samberg]
I think there might be somethin’ wrong with my dick
It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t feel the rubber

Ayo, come on, man
This is Lonely Island!
People are countin’ on us!
I gotta write all these motherfuckers myself!

[Jorma]
Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It’s so small and ugly
All splashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby

Hold up, hold up, this is serious
Kiv, let ‘em know

[Akiva]
Yo, for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit

[Jorma]
Haha, yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout
Andy, show ‘em how it’s done

[Andy]
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake

[Jorma]
Lonely Island!
Grammy-nominated, yeah!
(Hit ‘em again)

[Akiva]
Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrivel
I was an eight-year-old girl before the doctor found my dick

[Jorma]
We make too much money for this shit
Murder music

[Andy]
I shit the bed ’cause my dick played a prank on my butt
Straight tripped when I slept, and stuck a laxative up

[Jorma]
Suppository music!
What y’all know about incontinence!?

[Akiva]
I got hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion
It wasn’t from the sex, it was a blood transfusion

[Jorma]
What?
Motherfucker got horse blood!
What y’all got!?

[Andy]
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts

[Jorma]
Woo, I would like to see that!
This is that Garfield sex music!
Now y’all just show me love, preach

[Akiva]
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump (Tell ‘em)
Every other week I swing by to bring him some lunch

[Jorma]
Oh, now that just sounds nice!
I’ma call it right there!
Game over, motherfuckers!
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit
The world needs us!

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