The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants

Dark eyes from across the room



down my drink while the rhythms boom



take your hand and skip the names



no need here for the silly games



make our way through the smoke and crowd



the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud



move in close as the lasers fly



our bodies touch and the angels cry



leave this place go back to yours



our lips first touch outside your doors



a whole night what we’ve got in store



whisper in my ear that you want some more



and I





JIZZ IN MY PANTS



This really never happens you can take my word



I won’t apoligise, that’s just absurd



Mainly your fault from the way that you dance



and now I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS



don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut



plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt



I’m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus





Now I’ll go home and change





(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery



do things alone now mostly



left me heart broken not lookin’ for love



surprised in my eyes when I looked above



the check out counter and I saw a face



My heart stood still so did time and space



Never felt that I could feel real again



But the look in her eyes said I need a friend



She turned to me thats when she said it



Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”



And I





JIZZED IN MY PANTS



It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me



But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3



And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS



To be fair you were flirting a lot



plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot



please stop acting like you’re not impressed



One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check





Last week - I saw a film



As I recall it was a horror film



Walked outside into the rain



Checked my phone and saw you rang and I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS





(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash



need to get away need to make a dash



A song comes on that reminds me of you and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS





I just ate a grape and I



JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS



JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS





Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…





I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME



AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME



YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY



I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY





Cuz I



JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS



(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)



yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS



(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)





Dark eyes from across the room



down my drink while the rhythms boom



take your hand and skip the names



no need here for the silly games



make our way through the smoke and crowd



the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud



move in close as the lasers fly



our bodies touch and the angels cry



leave this place go back to yours



our lips first touch outside your doors



a whole night what we’ve got in store



whisper in my ear that you want some more



and I





JIZZ IN MY PANTS



This really never happens you can take my word



I won’t apoligise, that’s just absurd



Mainly your fault from the way that you dance



and now I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS



don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut



plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt



I’m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus





Now I’ll go home and change





(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery



do things alone now mostly



left me heart broken not lookin’ for love



surprised in my eyes when I looked above



the check out counter and I saw a face



My heart stood still so did time and space



Never felt that I could feel real again



But the look in her eyes said I need a friend



She turned to me thats when she said it



Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”



And I





JIZZED IN MY PANTS



It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me



But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3



And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS



To be fair you were flirting a lot



plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot



please stop acting like you’re not impressed



One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check





Last week - I saw a film



As I recall it was a horror film



Walked outside into the rain



Checked my phone and saw you rang and I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS





(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash



need to get away need to make a dash



A song comes on that reminds me of you and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS





I just ate a grape and I



JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS



JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS





Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…





I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME



AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME



YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY



I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY





Cuz I



JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS



(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)



yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS



(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)





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