Weird Al Yankovic - Cavity Search

Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal
My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities, Can you help me
Have mercy Doctor, please
My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm in so severe Pain
Please stop for a bit
Now Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me, Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment
for a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon a little problem on
My x-ray Oy vey! It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me, Floss me, bill me


Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal
My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities, Can you help me
Have mercy Doctor, please
My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm in so severe Pain
Please stop for a bit
Now Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me, Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment
for a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon a little problem on
My x-ray Oy vey! It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me, Floss me, bill me


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