MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things

They burned down Troy to get you back!Young thing, beauty queen, baby got backThey burned down Troy to get you back!Young thing, beauty queen, baby got backSince the dawn of time it's always been trueHot girls, guys will do anything for youIt's not misogyny because men are dumbUnfortunately, we always succumb(Hey!)Harris met this girl on his trip to SpartaAnd gave her more power than the Magna Carta36-24-36CHelen of Troy rockin' size double DHe said "Hey baby, let's flee to TroyI'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy paloySo you're married to a king that runs ancient GreeceThat doesn't scare me!" And they sailed northeastSaid "Love conquers all!" her husband said "Conquer this!"Demolishing Troy with a thousand angry ships (Oohh)Loves a battlefield, so Paris got icedHelen married his brother, and that's not very nice!Hot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupidGirls will make guys do really stupid things(Some call it fate, while some call it whackBut girls own guys and that's a factSome call it fate, while some call it whackBut girls own guys and that's a fact)There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red hairWho pushed her man to be a king and millionaireHe said "I'm a thane, there is none higher!"She said "Become king and they'll call you sire!"The murder rampage, his wife inspiredAnd he didn't stop killing 'till he retired!Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Jodie Foster)In 1980 he tried to join the rosterOf Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks BoothStepping up to bat like (Who?) Babe RuthTo win Jodie's heart with sweet innovationAttempting presidential public assassinationBusting caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 CentLike "Look Jodie I love you!" His romantic intentBut Reagan Survived and they locked Hinckley awayAnd Jodie wont return his calls to this very day!Hot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupidGirls will make guys do really stupid things(Some call it fate, while some call it whackBut girls own guys and that's a factSome call it fate, while some call it whackBut girls own guys and that's a fact)And I'll put it on the table, the ladies get me tooI fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not throughI knew this girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel ValleyBrunette with green eyes; a young Kristie AlleyWe hung out over break, there was tension in the airThen I went on tour (So what?) So there!She called me in Seattle, then I called her backShe said "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that!I drove down south to see her, feeling kinda goodIf something good should happen, then I thought it wouldBut I got a flat tire, and then I got lostI got stuck in traffic; I was breathing exhaust!I showed up, we hung out, she showed me her dormShe gave me a hug, welcoming and warmShe said "Stay the night, it's too late to drive backSeeing as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!Hot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupidGirls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid thingsHot girls will make guys do really stupid things!This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.