Melanie Martinez - Alphabet Boy

You're always
aiming paper airplanes
at me when you're around
You build me up
like building blocks
just so you can bring me down
You can crush my candy cane
but you'll never catch me cry
If you dangle that diploma
and I dead you
don't be surprised
I know my ABC's
yet you keep teaching me
I say fuck your degree
alphabet boy
You think you're smarter than me
with all your bad poetry
Fuck all your ABC's
alphabet boy
I'm not a little kid now
Watch me get big now
Spell my name
on the fridge now
With all your alphabet toys
You won the spelling bee now
But are you smarter than me now
You're the prince
of the playground
Little alphabet boy
Apples aren't always
an appropriate apology
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops
are bittersweet to me
You call me a child
while you keep counting
all your coins
But you're not my daddy
and I'm not your dolly
And your dictionary's destroyed
I know my ABC's
yet you keep teaching me
I say fuck your degree
alphabet boy
You think you're smarter than me
with all your bad poetry
Fuck all your ABC's
alphabet boy
I'm not a little kid now
Watch me get big now
Spell my name on the fridge now
With all your alphabet toys
You won the spelling bee now
But are you smarter than me now
You're the prince
of the playground
Little alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
My alphabet boy
Ooh ooh
I'm not a little kid now
Watch me get big now
Spell my name
on the fridge now
With all your alphabet toys
You won the spelling bee now
But are you smarter than me now
You're the prince
of the playground
Little alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
Ooh Yeah
Alphabet boy