JAY Z - 99 Problems

If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol
on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure
my casket's closed
Rap critics that say
he's Money Cash Hoes
I'm from the hood stupid
what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes
in your zapatoes
You'd celebrate the minute
you was havin dough
I'm like fuck critics
you can kiss my whole ass hole
If you like my lyrics
you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio
if I play they show
they play my hits
well I give a shit SO
Rap mags try
and use my black ass
So advertisers can
give 'em more cash for ads fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence
that Jay Z has
I'm from rags to riches
niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me
year is ninety four
in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror
is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y'all
pull over the car
or bounce on the Devil
put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no high
way chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars
I can fight the case
So I pull over to the
side of the road
Son do you know
why I'm stoppin you for
Cause I'm young and I'm black
and my hat's real low
do I look like a
mindreader sir
I don't know
Am I under arrest or should
I guess some mo
Well you was doin fifty five
in the fifty four
license and registration
and step out of the car
are you carryin a weapon on you
I know a lot you are
I ain't steppin out of shit
all my papers legit
Well do you mind
if I look around
the car a little bit
Well my glove
compartment is locked
so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights
so you gon'
need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack
You some type oflawyer or somethin
somebody important or somethin
Child I ain't passed the bar
but I know low little
Enough that you won't
illegally search my shit
we'll see how smart you are
when the canine comes
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me
Now once upon a time
not too long ago
A nigga like myself
had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense
havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no
God damn sense
try an' push me
I try to ignore
talk to the Lord
Pray for him
but some fools
just love to perform
You know the type
loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape
in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon'
happen is I'ma get
to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be
yappin to the Captain
And there I go
trapped in Kit Kat again
Back through the system
with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor
scratchin again
Paparazzis with they cameras
snappin them D A
try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mill' for bail
cause I'm African
All because this fool
was harassin them
Tryin to play the boy like
he's saccharin
But ain't nuttin sweet bout
I hold my gun
I got 99 problems
and a bitch ain't one hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one hit me

Havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
and a bitch ain't one
You crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy

JAY-Z - 99 Problems

Jay-Z - 99 Problems (Director's Cut) (Explicit)

Music video by JAY-Z performing 99 Problems. Island Def Jam.

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