Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I love ah-ah-ah-ah,
You a lo ah-ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS:
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I la ah-ah-ah-ah-ove
You a law ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
CHORUS
Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I love ah-ah-ah-ah,
You a lo ah-ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS:
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I la ah-ah-ah-ah-ove
You a law ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
CHORUS