Tenacious D - Classical Teacher

Hey Kage
Jables
How goes it man
S’good s’good
Y’know I been thinking a lot about it and
um I just want us to be the
best fucking band in the world
Well yeah me too
There’s no point in doing it if we’re not the best
Well s’true I agree with that
I mean what yeah we’re gonna be yeah
we’re really good We’re like
almost as good as Arcade Fire fuck that
Yeah
We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust
What what do you
All those fucking youngsters gotta lick
our fucking boot or fuck it
Y’know what I mean
Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though
Dude you need to fucking
have some lessons
What
I know you’re really good
but you gotta expand your game
Lessons
Y’know how Koby in the off season
would go and like learn a fucking
y’know a Texas Two Step or
something to add to his arsenal
Man yeah that’s true That’s true
Well I’ve just been noticing some of
your classic riffs are a little sloppy
Really
And I I hope you’re not pissed off at me
but I went ahead and hired a dude
Yeah Oh no what
Dude just give it a chance will you
If you don’t like ah hey I
swear if you don’t like it
we’ll fucking fire his ass He’s out
Who is this guy I never
His name is Felix Char
Urgh what
He’s from Spain and he is the best
Oh god
I got him from the fucking London
Phildsarmonic Meant to be Philharmonic
Urgh I just I don’t know him it seems weird
Will you just will you just
spend a minute with him
OK Alright I’ll spend a minute with him
OK bro he’s right outside I’m sending him in
Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid
Hello
Uh hi
Hello I am Felix Char
Hi uh Felix Yeah um
Ah as Jack as asked me to spend
some time with you Uh
OK hm
One on one So while Jack is outside ah
we will work on your technique
OK
Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here
Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here
Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender
Ah well it’s a Gibson
Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same uh
manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up
OK Yeah
No no no d d d d d d d
bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap
What What’d I do What’d I do
You pick it up from the neck
This is not the way you pick up a guitar
I just picked it up I just
Nono hey hey hey hey hey callate tu bocar
pick it up from the body
The what
The body
Oh the body Body OK
I’m sorry about my accent
I didn’t know I didn’t know
Now listen to me I want you to play like it
is a woman You go and play the guitar now Play
Uh OK Uh
No no no no no You your fingers
Your fingers are too tight
They’re too tight
Yes let me get behind you Like this you see
Oh Hn
If I put my finger on your finger
Hey
Then you can feel
I can Wait
Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth
I put my finger on your mouth on your lips
Mhmhm
Yes that’s good
Hey man
Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm
I’m just try what
Feel this Do you feel that
Oh god This is really weird man
That’s my cock
WHAT
That’s my cock in your butt cheeks
OH GOD Hey
Do you feel it
NO
Now I’m going to tough your cock
OW
Let me touch your penis
It’s me
WHAT
It’s me It’s JB
GOD
There’s no Felix dude
What are you doing
I’M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP
I’M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS
By touching me with your penis
YES By fucking touching your penis
Whatever it takes
God
That’s all I’m saying dude
I’m making a point Let’s get fucking
serious Let’s get physical
Alright Let’s take it from the top