Jenny Lewis - Aloha & The Three Johns

Well the phone is gonna ring and you tell them I'm not home
Will you water the ferns and feed the fish out in the pond
I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop singing that Hawaiian song
How can you hear me scream if you still got your headphones on
Is this the beginning of our vacation
Or is this the end of our relationship
Is this the end
Is this the end
And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio
There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room
I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea
Where the fast food trash and tourists made me fear and loath it
Is this the beginning of their aging
Or is this the end of civilization
Is this the end
Is this the end
And if there's no ring, I will have to say Good Bye
Nah, I'm just playing John, I look terrible in white
You better hide the weed because the maid is at the door
And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony below
Is this the beginning of expectation
Or is this the end of our vacation
Is this the end
Is this the end
And we'll be drinking Kava
Drinking Kava, on the plane
And we'll be getting farther
Getting farther, from this place