fuck the smoking ban
i say let's smoke another
i've been smoking half my life
that's why my voice is fucked up
but still, i don't regret it
and i'll roll another fag
i'm sure that how i treat myself
has got nothing to do with them
and a pint without a cigarette
is like bread without butter
but butter gives you heart attacks
so you might as well not bother
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus
but for fuck's sake, please
let me have one in the pub
well the landlords know it's coming
it's just a case of days
and the next time that you spark one up
they'll nick you straight away
so the only way out's quitting
and that's what you'll have to do
but someone else is forcing their opinions onto you
and a shag without a cigarette
is like barbie without ken
if the sex is really good
i like to smoke a marlboro red
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus
but for fuck's sake, please
let me have one in the pub
well now the pubs just smell of sweat and stale old beer
without the smoke, this place has lost its atmosphere
so the government have had their wicked way again
and we just sit and wonder what they will ban next
and a world without a cigarette
is a world that i can see
but do you really think that they'll find a cure for their disease
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus
but for fuck's sake
please let me have one in the pub
fuck the smoking ban
i say let's smoke another
i've been smoking half my life
that's why my voice is fucked up
but still, i don't regret it
and i'll roll another fag
i'm sure that how i treat myself
has got nothing to do with them
and a pint without a cigarette
is like bread without butter
but butter gives you heart attacks
so you might as well not bother
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus
but for fuck's sake, please
let me have one in the pub
well the landlords know it's coming
it's just a case of days
and the next time that you spark one up
they'll nick you straight away
so the only way out's quitting
and that's what you'll have to do
but someone else is forcing their opinions onto you
and a shag without a cigarette
is like barbie without ken
if the sex is really good
i like to smoke a marlboro red
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus
but for fuck's sake, please
let me have one in the pub
well now the pubs just smell of sweat and stale old beer
without the smoke, this place has lost its atmosphere
so the government have had their wicked way again
and we just sit and wonder what they will ban next
and a world without a cigarette
is a world that i can see
but do you really think that they'll find a cure for their disease
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus
but for fuck's sake
please let me have one in the pub