Eminem - As The World Turns

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
I hang with a bunch of hippiesand
wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roachesand light up
like jack o lanterns
Outsiders baby
and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as fuck and only
get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me
out of reform school
Deformed fool
takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the
Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me
I got a twin
Oh my god its you Not again
It all started when
my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig
and stuck him in the microwave
After that It was straight
to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers
and jackin off in front
of my counselors
Class clown freshman
dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson
I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said
Eminem's a dishead
He'll never last
the only class he'll pass
is phys ed
May be true till I told this
bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps
she needed Slim Fast
Who Me
Yeah bitch you so big
you walked into big
Tanny's and stepped on
Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me
like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock
then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness
and started transformin
It began storming
I heard a bunch of cheering
fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest
diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach it's too late
to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down
and watch her belly flop
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that
we must go through
Day by day
We drive around in million dollar
sports cars
While little kids hide this tape
from their parents
like bad report cards
Outsiders and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck
and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac hanging out
at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white
trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor
standin by a pale of garbage
It's almost dark
and I'm still tryna
nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said
What up it's nice to meet ya
I'd like to treat ya to a
Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and
I don't get paid till the
first of next month
But if you care to join me
I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed
no phillies or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a
repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is
too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me
with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor
and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do
was rape the bitch
and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot
and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder
this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the
bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch
I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now
She said
Come in it's unlocked
I walked in and all
I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across
the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said Come her big boy
lets get acquainted
I turned around to run
twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed
nothin could stop her
I shot her five times
and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg
No please let go
But she swallowed my fuckin
leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left now
I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife
and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time then
I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den
Go go gadget dick
Whipped that shit out
and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground
and caused an earthquake
and power outage
I shouted now bitch let's see
who get's the best
Stuffed that shit in crooked
and fucked that fat slut to death
Come here bitch
Come here
Take this motherfuckin dick
Bitch come here
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles
and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things
that surround us
through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day
the world keeps turning
keeps turning

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
I hang with a bunch of hippiesand
wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roachesand light up
like jack o lanterns
Outsiders baby
and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as fuck and only
get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me
out of reform school
Deformed fool
takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the
Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me
I got a twin
Oh my god its you Not again
It all started when
my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig
and stuck him in the microwave
After that It was straight
to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers
and jackin off in front
of my counselors
Class clown freshman
dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson
I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said
Eminem's a dishead
He'll never last
the only class he'll pass
is phys ed
May be true till I told this
bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps
she needed Slim Fast
Who Me
Yeah bitch you so big
you walked into big
Tanny's and stepped on
Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me
like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock
then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness
and started transformin
It began storming
I heard a bunch of cheering
fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest
diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach it's too late
to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down
and watch her belly flop
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that
we must go through
Day by day
We drive around in million dollar
sports cars
While little kids hide this tape
from their parents
like bad report cards
Outsiders and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck
and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac hanging out
at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white
trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor
standin by a pale of garbage
It's almost dark
and I'm still tryna
nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said
What up it's nice to meet ya
I'd like to treat ya to a
Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and
I don't get paid till the
first of next month
But if you care to join me
I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed
no phillies or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a
repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is
too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me
with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor
and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do
was rape the bitch
and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot
and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder
this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the
bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch
I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now
She said
Come in it's unlocked
I walked in and all
I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across
the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said Come her big boy
lets get acquainted
I turned around to run
twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed
nothin could stop her
I shot her five times
and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg
No please let go
But she swallowed my fuckin
leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left now
I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife
and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time then
I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den
Go go gadget dick
Whipped that shit out
and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground
and caused an earthquake
and power outage
I shouted now bitch let's see
who get's the best
Stuffed that shit in crooked
and fucked that fat slut to death
Come here bitch
Come here
Take this motherfuckin dick
Bitch come here
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles
and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things
that surround us
through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day
the world keeps turning
keeps turning

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