Another bride, another june
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
And think what a year can bring
He's washin dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks
Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well, can't you guess
She feels neglected
And he's suspected
Of Makin' Whoopee
She sits alone
'Most every night
He doesn't phone
He doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says is he
He's Makin' Whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Only a five thousand per
Some judge, who thinks he's funny
Says you'll pay six to her
He says Now judge, suppose I fail
The judge says Budge, right into jail
You'd better keep her
I think it's cheaper
Than Makin' Whoopee
Another bride, another june
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
And think what a year can bring
He's washin dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks
Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well, can't you guess
She feels neglected
And he's suspected
Of Makin' Whoopee
She sits alone
'Most every night
He doesn't phone
He doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says is he
He's Makin' Whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Only a five thousand per
Some judge, who thinks he's funny
Says you'll pay six to her
He says Now judge, suppose I fail
The judge says Budge, right into jail
You'd better keep her
I think it's cheaper
Than Makin' Whoopee