Stephen Malkmus - Jo Jo`s Jacket

And in a funny way, the shaving of my, uh,
head has been a liberation from, uh, a lot of, uh,
stupid vanities really. Uh, it has simplified
everything for me, it has opened a lot of doors maybe
I`m not what you think I am
I`m the king of Siam
I`ve got a bald head
My name is Yul Brynner
And I am a famous movie star
Perhaps you saw me in ``Westworld``
I acted like a robotic cowboy
It was my best role
I can not deny I
Felt right home deep inside
That electronic carcass
You`re such monumental slime
Let the punishment fit the crime
Tie it to a chair
The house music will blare
And turn your ears into
A medicinal jelly
Stay inside on Christmas Day
And make believe that you are my candy cane
You said, I`m not that type,
No I`m not sweet, and I`m not overripe
Bob Dylan sang in
Its alright ma, I`m only bleeding
Everything from toy guns that spark to flesh colored Christs that glow in the dark
It`s easy to see without lookin` too far that not much is really sacred