The Roches - No Shoes
One, two, three, four.
I had no shoes and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no feet.
That's really beat.
I had no feet and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no knees.
That was his disease.
I had no knees and I complained,
Until I met a man and you know what?
He had no butt.
I had no butt and I complained about it all,
And then I met a man, who had no balls.
I had no balls and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no guts.
No balls, no butt, and now no guts.
I had no guts and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no heart.
The most important part.
I had no heart and I complained I did not understand,
And then I met a man who had no hands.
I had no hands and I complained,
Until I met a man who was a wreck.
He had no neck!
I had no neck and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no chin.
Some folks loose,
Some folks win.
I had no chin and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no nose.
That really blows!
I had no nose and I complained,
Until I met a man who never cried.
He had no eyes.
I had no eyes and I complained,
Until I met a man who felt no pain.
He had no brain!
I had no brain and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no head.
As good as dead.
I had no head and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hair.
There was nothin' there.
I had no hair and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hat.
Picture that.
Not even a hat.
I had no hat and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no sky.
No reason why.
I had no sky and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no stars.
He had no stars?
No Venus or Mars!
No Venus or Mars??
And not any stars!
I had no stars and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no god.
That's rather odd.
I had no god and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no faith.
Nothin' just in case.
I had no faith and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no love.
Nothin' to dream of!
I had no love and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hope.
At the end of his rope.
I had no hope and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no luck.
That really sucks!
I had no luck and I complained,
That I had nothin' left to loose.
And then I met a man who had no shoes.
I had no shoes and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no feet.
That's really beat.
I had no feet and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no knees.
That was his disease.
I had no knees and I complained,
Until I met a man and you know what?
He had no butt.
I had no butt and I complained about it all,
And then I met a man, who had no balls.
I had no balls and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no guts.
No balls, no butt, and now no guts.
I had no guts and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no heart.
The most important part.
I had no heart and I complained I did not understand,
And then I met a man who had no hands.
I had no hands and I complained,
Until I met a man who was a wreck.
He had no neck!
I had no neck and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no chin.
Some folks loose,
Some folks win.
I had no chin and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no nose.
That really blows!
I had no nose and I complained,
Until I met a man who never cried.
He had no eyes.
I had no eyes and I complained,
Until I met a man who felt no pain.
He had no brain!
I had no brain and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no head.
As good as dead.
I had no head and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hair.
There was nothin' there.
I had no hair and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hat.
Picture that.
Not even a hat.
I had no hat and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no sky.
No reason why.
I had no sky and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no stars.
He had no stars?
No Venus or Mars!
No Venus or Mars??
And not any stars!
I had no stars and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no god.
That's rather odd.
I had no god and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no faith.
Nothin' just in case.
I had no faith and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no love.
Nothin' to dream of!
I had no love and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hope.
At the end of his rope.
I had no hope and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no luck.
That really sucks!
I had no luck and I complained,
That I had nothin' left to loose.
And then I met a man who had no shoes.
One, two, three, four.
I had no shoes and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no feet.
That's really beat.
I had no feet and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no knees.
That was his disease.
I had no knees and I complained,
Until I met a man and you know what?
He had no butt.
I had no butt and I complained about it all,
And then I met a man, who had no balls.
I had no balls and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no guts.
No balls, no butt, and now no guts.
I had no guts and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no heart.
The most important part.
I had no heart and I complained I did not understand,
And then I met a man who had no hands.
I had no hands and I complained,
Until I met a man who was a wreck.
He had no neck!
I had no neck and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no chin.
Some folks loose,
Some folks win.
I had no chin and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no nose.
That really blows!
I had no nose and I complained,
Until I met a man who never cried.
He had no eyes.
I had no eyes and I complained,
Until I met a man who felt no pain.
He had no brain!
I had no brain and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no head.
As good as dead.
I had no head and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hair.
There was nothin' there.
I had no hair and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hat.
Picture that.
Not even a hat.
I had no hat and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no sky.
No reason why.
I had no sky and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no stars.
He had no stars?
No Venus or Mars!
No Venus or Mars??
And not any stars!
I had no stars and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no god.
That's rather odd.
I had no god and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no faith.
Nothin' just in case.
I had no faith and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no love.
Nothin' to dream of!
I had no love and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hope.
At the end of his rope.
I had no hope and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no luck.
That really sucks!
I had no luck and I complained,
That I had nothin' left to loose.
And then I met a man who had no shoes.
I had no shoes and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no feet.
That's really beat.
I had no feet and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no knees.
That was his disease.
I had no knees and I complained,
Until I met a man and you know what?
He had no butt.
I had no butt and I complained about it all,
And then I met a man, who had no balls.
I had no balls and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no guts.
No balls, no butt, and now no guts.
I had no guts and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no heart.
The most important part.
I had no heart and I complained I did not understand,
And then I met a man who had no hands.
I had no hands and I complained,
Until I met a man who was a wreck.
He had no neck!
I had no neck and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no chin.
Some folks loose,
Some folks win.
I had no chin and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no nose.
That really blows!
I had no nose and I complained,
Until I met a man who never cried.
He had no eyes.
I had no eyes and I complained,
Until I met a man who felt no pain.
He had no brain!
I had no brain and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no head.
As good as dead.
I had no head and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hair.
There was nothin' there.
I had no hair and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hat.
Picture that.
Not even a hat.
I had no hat and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no sky.
No reason why.
I had no sky and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no stars.
He had no stars?
No Venus or Mars!
No Venus or Mars??
And not any stars!
I had no stars and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no god.
That's rather odd.
I had no god and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no faith.
Nothin' just in case.
I had no faith and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no love.
Nothin' to dream of!
I had no love and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no hope.
At the end of his rope.
I had no hope and I complained,
Until I met a man who had no luck.
That really sucks!
I had no luck and I complained,
That I had nothin' left to loose.
And then I met a man who had no shoes.
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