Ben Folds - Bizarre Christmas Incident

Ho ho hoPlay it GrandpaYeah play itLet`s tell them a little story
About what happened this Christmas Yeah tell them tell `em `bout
Christmas
Christmas Eve I didn`t get much sleep
I kept hearing things heavy breathing from the chimney
Who could it be
I`ll tell you what it was What happened then Ben? Yeah what
Happened Well I went back to sleep You went back to sleep? Back to
Sleep Shit Tired man went back to sleep
And in the morning I couldn`t believe my eyes
A whale of a corpe with a long white beard
Was dangling over the fire
Oh Santa he`s a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
`Cause Mrs Clause is gonna sue my ass
Hey hey hey
Ok grandpa step up sing in this thing right here tell `em what you saw
Tell `em what you saw grandpa
I gotta tell you folks
He wasn`t wearin no clothes
He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil
From his back down to his toes
While I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double-wide
What a sad sad way to die
Hey hey hey
Santa he`s a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
Mrs Claus is gonna sue our ass
Ho ho hoPlay it GrandpaYeah play itLet`s tell them a little story
About what happened this Christmas Yeah tell them tell `em `bout
Christmas
Christmas Eve I didn`t get much sleep
I kept hearing things heavy breathing from the chimney
Who could it be
I`ll tell you what it was What happened then Ben? Yeah what
Happened Well I went back to sleep You went back to sleep? Back to
Sleep Shit Tired man went back to sleep
And in the morning I couldn`t believe my eyes
A whale of a corpe with a long white beard
Was dangling over the fire
Oh Santa he`s a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
`Cause Mrs Clause is gonna sue my ass
Hey hey hey
Ok grandpa step up sing in this thing right here tell `em what you saw
Tell `em what you saw grandpa
I gotta tell you folks
He wasn`t wearin no clothes
He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil
From his back down to his toes
While I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double-wide
What a sad sad way to die
Hey hey hey
Santa he`s a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
Mrs Claus is gonna sue our ass
Ben Folds - Bizarre Christmas Incident

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Bizarre Christmas Incident

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