Ben Folds, Nick Hornby - Levi Johnston`s Blues

Woke up this morning,
what do i see
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well you just knocked up the VP
nominee's daughter"

So i tell him "No, you got it wrong mister,
Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"
They all laugh and say
"Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"

So i say, " Mother in law?
No, we aint getting married"
They say, " Soon you will boy,
she just announced it"
i get on my dirtbike
and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

So we talk and it turns out
we don't belive in abortion
and sex outside marriage
is against our religion
And when i try to tell i'm 18years olds,
They say "Levi it;s too late,
you've got to do as you're told"

So i say, " Mother in law?
No, we aint getting married"
They say, " Soon you will boy,
she just announced it"
i get on my dirtbike
and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass
Woke up this morning,
what do i see
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well you just knocked up the VP
nominee's daughter"

So i tell him "No, you got it wrong mister,
Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"
They all laugh and say
"Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"

So i say, " Mother in law?
No, we aint getting married"
They say, " Soon you will boy,
she just announced it"
i get on my dirtbike
and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

So we talk and it turns out
we don't belive in abortion
and sex outside marriage
is against our religion
And when i try to tell i'm 18years olds,
They say "Levi it;s too late,
you've got to do as you're told"

So i say, " Mother in law?
No, we aint getting married"
They say, " Soon you will boy,
she just announced it"
i get on my dirtbike
and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess

I'm a f-ckin' redneck,
i live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin'
and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit
and do some chillin' i guess
You f-ck with me and i'll kick your ass
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