Fountains Of Wayne - New Routine

Two men sit in the corner of a dinerBoth of them look quite a bit like Carl ReinerOne of them is smoking even though the sign says not toThe waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got toThey tell each other jokes that they both know that they both knowThey talk about real estate, prostates, CostcoAnd when they finish up they leave a twenty on the tableThe waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagelsAnd when her shift is over she goes back to MineolaSits on the couch, opens up a diet cola and saysI'm so, I'm so sick of this place I'm so ready for a change of paceI'm just looking for a new routineSo she spins her globe and the next thing you knowShe's living in LiechtensteinShe doesn't speak German, only high school SpanishBut within a few weeks she discovers she can manageBut there's not much going on except for banking and skiingSo she breaks up with the man that she just started seeingHe drops her at the airport in a diesel MercedesThinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and II'm so, I'm so sick of this placeI'm so ready for a change of paceI'm just looking for a new routineSo he grabs his capThrows a dart at a mapAnd now he's living in Bowling GreenHe talks his way intoA job at La QuintaFalls for the managerWho's moving back to CanadaShe's tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, RomeSays you're really sweet but I just want to go homeTwo men sit in the corner of a dinerOne of them says I might take a trip to ChinaIt's one of those things we should do before we're too oldThanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg rollBring it back
Two men sit in the corner of a dinerBoth of them look quite a bit like Carl ReinerOne of them is smoking even though the sign says not toThe waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got toThey tell each other jokes that they both know that they both knowThey talk about real estate, prostates, CostcoAnd when they finish up they leave a twenty on the tableThe waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagelsAnd when her shift is over she goes back to MineolaSits on the couch, opens up a diet cola and saysI'm so, I'm so sick of this place I'm so ready for a change of paceI'm just looking for a new routineSo she spins her globe and the next thing you knowShe's living in LiechtensteinShe doesn't speak German, only high school SpanishBut within a few weeks she discovers she can manageBut there's not much going on except for banking and skiingSo she breaks up with the man that she just started seeingHe drops her at the airport in a diesel MercedesThinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and II'm so, I'm so sick of this placeI'm so ready for a change of paceI'm just looking for a new routineSo he grabs his capThrows a dart at a mapAnd now he's living in Bowling GreenHe talks his way intoA job at La QuintaFalls for the managerWho's moving back to CanadaShe's tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, RomeSays you're really sweet but I just want to go homeTwo men sit in the corner of a dinerOne of them says I might take a trip to ChinaIt's one of those things we should do before we're too oldThanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg rollBring it back

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