Walk Off The Earth - Taekwondo

What is bravery but the body's wisdom of its strength
The coward and the hero march together within every man

I learned guitar just to play you this song
I took francais just to give you le monde
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong, woah oh, woah oh
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping pong, woah oh, woah oh

Say, I say
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah oh, woah oh

Say, I say
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing, no
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
Say, I say

I'mma break it down in the rap part
'Cause you're my half heart, the poem in my Hallmark
Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness
To mess with the mistress
I will throw a kick to your voicebox
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Any tough chopper wants a death scrap
Will be lying
Flat on the back in a turnwheel

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
He's taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
He's gonna kick you with his big toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I said, 'cause you're my number one
'Cause you're my number one
You're my number one
'Cause you're my number one
I got your back for sure
I got your back, you know
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
Say, I say

The coward and the hero march together within every man