Dimie Cat - Friend Like Me

Well Ali Baba had
them forty thieves
Scheherezadie had
a thousand tales
But master you in luck
cause up you sleeves
You got a brand of
magic never fails
You got some power
in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition
in your camp
You got some punch
pizzazz yahoo and how
See all you gotta do
is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin sir
What will you pleasure be
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a
friend like me
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper
what it is you want
You ain't never had a
friend like me
Yes sir we pride
ourselves on service
You're the boss
the king the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours True dish
How about a little
more Baklava
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood
to help you dude
You ain't never had a
friend like me
Can your friends do this
Do your friends do that
Do your friends pull this out
their little hat
Can your friends go poof
Well looky here
Can your friends go
Abracadabra let'er rip
And then make the
sucker disappear
So don't cha sit there slack
jawed buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your
midday prayers
You got me bona fide certified
You got a genie for your
chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge
to help you out
So whatcha wish
I really wanna know
You got a list that's
three miles long no doubt
Well all you gotta do
is rub like so
and oh
Mister Alddin sir
have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job
you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend
never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
never had a friend
You ain't
never
had a
friend
like
me
You ain't never had a
friend like me