Bad Meets Evil - Fast Lane

First verse uh
I'm on 'til I'm on a island
My life's ridin'
on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt
I'll kill you all with' kindness
I kill ya my natural persona's
much worse
You've been warned
if you've been born or
if you can form
Slap up a cop and then snatch
I'm out of his uniform
Leave him with' his socks
hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls
from the horn of a unicorn
Y'all niggas' intellect mad
slow y'all fags know
Claimin' you bangin' you flamin'
Bet you could light your own
cigarette witcha asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past
so that basically resurrected
my cashflow
I might rap tight
as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain't wrapped tight
My blood type's the '80s
My '90s was like the Navy
you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin' Ice Ice Baby
screamin' Shady 'til I die
Like a half a pair of dice
life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til
I'm Swayze
And you only live it once
so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice
nice lady
Wait no stop me now 'fore
I get on a roll Damn
Let me tell you what this pretty
little dame's name is
'cause she's kinda famous
And I hope that I don't sound
too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick
my penis in your anus
You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang
insane asylum
cleanin' try them trailer parks
Crazy I am back
and I am razorsharp
baby And that's back with' a capital B
with' an exclamation mark
maybe You should
listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause I'm gonna rip
this mystical slick shit
You don't wanna become another
victim or statistic of this shit
'Cause after I spit the bullets
I'm a treat these shell casings
like a soccer ball
I'm a kick the ballistics
So get this dick
I'm a live this
Livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life
and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line
so I can't stop now
I don't really know
where I'm headed
just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til
I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
My whole goal as a
poet's to be relaxed in orbit
At war with' a bottle
this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric
it's like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil
that says I'll let you take me
You let me take this shovel
dig up the corpse
Jack Kevorkian
Go 'back and forth in more beef
that you can pack a fork in
I'm livin' the life
of the infinite enemy down
My tenement too many now
to send my serenity powers
Spin 'em around
enterin' in the vicinity
Now, was called Eminem
but he threw away
the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up Pt
and spitted him out
Girl giddy up now get get down
He's lookin' around this club
and it looks like people are
havin' a shit fit now
Here little trailer trash
take a look who's back in town
Did I stutter
motherfucker Fuck them all
he's just
A whole motherfuckin' Walmart
down every time around
And he came to the club tonight
with' 5'9 to hold
this bitch down
Like a motherfuckin' chick
underwater he tryna drown
Shawty when you dance
you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep
lickin' them dicks like lips
I'm agitated aggravated
To the point you don't suck my dick,
then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words you don't fuckin'
give me head then
I'm have to take it
And then after takin' that
I'm a catch a case
it's gon' be fascinatin'
It's gon' say
The whole rap game
passed away
on top of the
affadavit
Graduated from master debater
To Michael Jackson' activator Woo
Meanin' I'm on fire off the top
might wanna back up the data
Runnin' over hip hop in a verbal
tractor trailer
Homie this sick
you can normally ask a hater
Don't it make sense
these shell casings is just like
a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader
Homie they spent
Now make that ass
drop like a sack of potatoes
What girl I'm the crack a lator
Brung ya lay to this party
be my penis ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that
you just struck paydirt
You rollin' with' a player
you won't be exaggeratin'
when you sayin'
Livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life
and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line
so I can't stop now
I don't really know
where I'm headed
just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til
I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal