I am a blank page in a notebook
waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts
I am the Total Gym
I am the Salad Glove
I am the Slap Chop
I'm the forever lazy
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me
I am the Kool Aid stains on the mouth of a kid
whose name is most likely Cody
He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley
And Cody doesn't have friends
and his parents hate each other
and he wants to find a better way to love his family
And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's
I am the camera that watches you
when you think you are awake
and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
that keeps all their cocaine safe
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings
at an all you can eat buffet
I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth
in a history class from the future
I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic
that gave my grandfather cancer
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death
Hello how are you My Name is Trevor
Prepare to die
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever
I am a blank page in a notebook
waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts
I am the Total Gym
I am the Salad Glove
I am the Slap Chop
I'm the forever lazy
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me
I am the Kool Aid stains on the mouth of a kid
whose name is most likely Cody
He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley
And Cody doesn't have friends
and his parents hate each other
and he wants to find a better way to love his family
And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's
I am the camera that watches you
when you think you are awake
and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
that keeps all their cocaine safe
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings
at an all you can eat buffet
I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth
in a history class from the future
I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic
that gave my grandfather cancer
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death
Hello how are you My Name is Trevor
Prepare to die
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever