Alanis Morissette - Eight Easy Steps

how to stay paralyzed
by fear of abandonment
how to defer to men
in solvable predicaments
how to control someone
to be a carbon copy of you
how to have that not work
and have them
run away from you
how to keep people
at arms length and
never get to close
how to mistrust the ones
who supposedly love the most
how to pretend you're fine
and don't need help
from anyone
how to feel worthless unless
you're helping
I'll teach you all this
in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime
you'll never forgot
I'll show you
how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you
how leaderships looks
when taught by the best
how to hate women when
you're supposed
to be a feminist
how to play all highest
when you're really a hypocrite
how to hate God
when you're a player
and a spiritualist
how to sabotage
your fantasies
I'll teach you all
this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime
you'll never forgot
I'll show you
how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you
how leaderships looks
when taught by the best
I've been doing
research for years
I've been practicing
my ass off
I've been waiting
my whole life for this moment
I swear to you
Culminating just to be
this well versed leader
before you
I'll teach you all
this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime
you'll never forgot
I'll show you
how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you
how leaderships looks
when taught by the best
how to lie to yourself
and thereby to everyone else
how to keep smiling
when you're thinking
of killing yourself
how to normalaholic
to avoid going within
how to stay stuck in
your life blaming them
I'll teach you all
this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime
you'll never forgot
I'll show you
how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you
how leaderships looks
when taught by the best
I'll teach you all
this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime
you'll never forgot
I'll show you
how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you
how leaderships looks
when taught by the best

Alanis Morissette - Eight Easy Steps

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