Fast Response - Sober

Local drunks they work so hard
to stay unemployed and drunk
Set sail for a better life
that ship has already sunk

And even though he promises
he'll turn his life around
He says Fuck you
and buys another round

Being drunk is fun
Being drunk is cool
Being drunk is sad
when you're sixty two

Local drunks they
never have to try anymore
Why pay rent and why take tests
when life is such a bore

Paper boats of memories
drown slowly in alcohol
He says Oh yeah well
fuck you all

Being drunk is fun
when you're twenty one
Being drunk is cool
when you're still in high school
Being drunk is sad
when you're sixty two

When you're sixty two
Unless that works for you