Funkmaster Flex - Nobody Beats The Biz

"Yes, y'all-and, to the like beat-and

You could either dance or just have a seat and

Listen to the way-in, what I am displayin'

A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin'

To all the party people, (?) the info

When it come to rockin' parties I-am-a-nympho-maniac

Brainiac for doin' my dance

And my record Make the Music, will put you in a trance-and

Hypnotize your body-and, like you do Bacardi-and

You won't be fightin' or illin', you just be partyin'

Down, with the funky sound with yours truly

I'm the original be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-be-the-E and


I came to have fun and, not be number one-and


just hear to let you know, who's like runnin the place


and everywhere that I perform and do a show


*beatboxing sound* as long as you know, that *beatbox drumbeat*


Nobody beats the Biz!


Nobody beats the Bizzzz


(repeat 4X)


You know me as the be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-E-and


I go for what I know doin a show for human beings


I'm guaranteed to rock I make the ladies scream and shout


I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn the party out


The Mardi rapper toe-tapper always have it flowin


And when you hear the BizMarkie, I get the job done


Yes I'm the M-A-are the K-I-E you know that's me


I got the stutter step to keep in check my speed is so unique


They say I look and sound funny but I don't be carin


I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square and


Roseland, the Hassan?, Madison Square Garden


Even rock for the ?work fare at Jaffer Center?


Pardon the way, that I be talkin bout the places I be rockin


I love to perform, for the people that be clockin


Not sayin that you're on mine, you're on it like a hornet


But you pay for the performance, doggone it, you want it


That's why I'm here, to be like lettin you knowin


That I'ma highly recognized as the king of disco-and


makin people as they have a lot of enjoyment


I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why...


Nobody beats the Biz!


Nobody beats the Bizzzz


(repeat 3X)


On and on, to the break of dawn


When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon


or catch a sale retail, before it gets stale


So hurry up and get the WIC? check out the mail


and shop non-stop, but how I hip-hop


on the mic and like


Make you co-op-er-ate with the rhythm, that is what I give em


Reagan is the Pres but I voted for Shirley Chilsholm


It might sound confusing, the style that I'm using


But in the end I'm sure that you will find it quite amusing


and funny, oh honey, it's just ridiculous


Don't try to front, come on and admit you was


thrilled, chilled, your heart was all filled


So respect the architect, as I begin to build


Science and my reliance is upon my rap


Like Carl Lewis I get to it, so let's go the lap...


Nobody beats the Biz


Nobody beats the Bizzzz


(repeat 3X)


[TJ Swan]


Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2X)


My name is TJ Swan, nobody beats the Biz


I rock you on and on, nobody beats the Biz


You know nobody that beats the Biz


I know nobody that beats the Biz


Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2X)


*BizMarkie does some beatboxing*


*TJ Swan verse resung in this version several times*


*BizMarkie beatboxes again to the end but gets cut short*

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