Southern Culture On The Skids - King Of The Mountain

Got himself a peach colored leisure suit
Hundred dollar bills stuffed in floor shined boots
Smelling like a mint flavored soda pop
Sure smelling sweet when the weather gets hot
You got a dime
He's got a dollar
He's the king of corn
Born from way back in Nerhada

Call him the King of the Mountain
A blue rich business man
Easin' in a Pentacon tractor
Doin' the best that he can

Bought himself a camera down in Gunthersville
Bought it with the money from a moonshine still
Hey hillbilly blue way on back on red
Always gotta cold Diet Pepsi in his fist
You got a dime
He's got a dollar
He's the king of corn
Born from way back in Nerhada

Call him the King of the Mountain
A blue rich business man
Easin' in a Pentacon tractor
Doin' the best that he can

You drink it by the glass, you can buy it by the jar
He told my sister that he'd make her a star
His cash flow is about a hundred proof
Just opened up a line of tanning booths
You got a dime
He's got a dollar
He's the king of corn
Born from way back in Nerhada

Call him the King of the Mountain
A blue rich business man
Easin' in a Pentacon tractor
Doin' the best that he can

And if ya cousin stops by be sure to give a holler
They call him the King of the Mountain
A blue rich business man
Easin' in a Pentacon tractor
Doin' the best that he can