The Dwarf Cast - Blunt The Knives

Blunt the knives
knives bend the forks
Smash the bottles
and burn the corks
Chip the glasses
and crack the plates
That's what Bilbo
Baggins hates
Cut the cloth tread on the fat
Leave the bones
on the bedroom mat
Pour the milk
in the pantry floor
Splash the wine
on every door
Dump the corks
in a boiling bowl
Pound them up
with a thumping pole
When you're finished
if they are whole
send them down
the hall to roll
That's what
Bilbo Baggins hates