Rodney O And Joe Cooley - D.J. Nightmare
Yo Rodney why these motherf ckin'
DJs don't scratch on these
rap records no more
'cause they can't scratch man
They get up there on stage man
act like they gon' scratch ain't scratchin' nothin'
but they ass
I guess but what you think I should do then
You first grab the mic and tell them
how you feel then while the
record's goin' just start tearin' up sh t
Right
I'm the DJ's nightmare on that cypher
Turntable black acrobat scratching ripping
So all you damn DJs think you can get some
Battle with me and then you step you know that's dumb
I got the title round hangin' down on my chest
Lay with that lick to the Rolex
Next time but wait comin' from a different game
Hits comin' out breakin' you down givin' you pain
I got my turntable spinnin' in the background
I wanna rip a DJ's ass right now
So that's the fact step the hell back
I got a green light n gga watch me whack
I am here to raise some hell hell
raise raise raise raise some
hell
You had a DJ's nightmare
You woke up sweatin huh
Got mad and called Joe a punk chump
You don't know so get faded like a haircut
You just move so smooth you bust a nut
So when you go to bed be ready
Joe Cooley's in your dreams like Freddy
You tried to step to Joe like you're a hero
I'll name a movie after you Less Than Zero
Your DJ struggle and your rapper's name is MC Strain
Rodney O and Joe pullin' sixths of pain
Right now I got your DJ scared
Joe Cooley show 'em why you give 'em DJ nightmares
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Stop and stare if you dare to be aware
When Joe Cooley's on the table he's the DJ's Nightmare
You better flee the scenes when he comes to town
Master scratcher on display so gather around
Never known to be a jerk just known for doin' work
He gives new meaning to the word berserk
Because a blow off and show off a move or two
Then he'll stop to sign an autograph when he's through
Killin' off the competition now there ain't nothin' left
Ninja of the tables DJ of death
In your sleep you dream of the day you battle
But you choke when you move
cause you know you got capped fool
Yeah the 80's was the decade of the DJ but in the 90's
the DJ done faded What's up with all that
I don't even know man these DJs be up on stage now
and they ain't even doin' nothin' man
they just stage props
or somethin' man I don't know what the deal is
'ey yo Joe Cooley show 'em what time it is
Yeah
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody
Yeah I wanna say what's up to
all the top LA DJs out there
DJ Bobcat wanna say what's
up to DJ Aladdin DJ Trace D wanna
send a shout out to DJ
Street the cross fade beast and I wanna send
a shout out to my homeboy DJ crew
what's up foo' I wanna send a
shout out to Tony
A another one to my homeboy Coolio D and my
homeboy poppin' DJ Train
DJs don't scratch on these
rap records no more
'cause they can't scratch man
They get up there on stage man
act like they gon' scratch ain't scratchin' nothin'
but they ass
I guess but what you think I should do then
You first grab the mic and tell them
how you feel then while the
record's goin' just start tearin' up sh t
Right
I'm the DJ's nightmare on that cypher
Turntable black acrobat scratching ripping
So all you damn DJs think you can get some
Battle with me and then you step you know that's dumb
I got the title round hangin' down on my chest
Lay with that lick to the Rolex
Next time but wait comin' from a different game
Hits comin' out breakin' you down givin' you pain
I got my turntable spinnin' in the background
I wanna rip a DJ's ass right now
So that's the fact step the hell back
I got a green light n gga watch me whack
I am here to raise some hell hell
raise raise raise raise some
hell
You had a DJ's nightmare
You woke up sweatin huh
Got mad and called Joe a punk chump
You don't know so get faded like a haircut
You just move so smooth you bust a nut
So when you go to bed be ready
Joe Cooley's in your dreams like Freddy
You tried to step to Joe like you're a hero
I'll name a movie after you Less Than Zero
Your DJ struggle and your rapper's name is MC Strain
Rodney O and Joe pullin' sixths of pain
Right now I got your DJ scared
Joe Cooley show 'em why you give 'em DJ nightmares
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Stop and stare if you dare to be aware
When Joe Cooley's on the table he's the DJ's Nightmare
You better flee the scenes when he comes to town
Master scratcher on display so gather around
Never known to be a jerk just known for doin' work
He gives new meaning to the word berserk
Because a blow off and show off a move or two
Then he'll stop to sign an autograph when he's through
Killin' off the competition now there ain't nothin' left
Ninja of the tables DJ of death
In your sleep you dream of the day you battle
But you choke when you move
cause you know you got capped fool
Yeah the 80's was the decade of the DJ but in the 90's
the DJ done faded What's up with all that
I don't even know man these DJs be up on stage now
and they ain't even doin' nothin' man
they just stage props
or somethin' man I don't know what the deal is
'ey yo Joe Cooley show 'em what time it is
Yeah
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody
Yeah I wanna say what's up to
all the top LA DJs out there
DJ Bobcat wanna say what's
up to DJ Aladdin DJ Trace D wanna
send a shout out to DJ
Street the cross fade beast and I wanna send
a shout out to my homeboy DJ crew
what's up foo' I wanna send a
shout out to Tony
A another one to my homeboy Coolio D and my
homeboy poppin' DJ Train
Yo Rodney why these motherf ckin'
DJs don't scratch on these
rap records no more
'cause they can't scratch man
They get up there on stage man
act like they gon' scratch ain't scratchin' nothin'
but they ass
I guess but what you think I should do then
You first grab the mic and tell them
how you feel then while the
record's goin' just start tearin' up sh t
Right
I'm the DJ's nightmare on that cypher
Turntable black acrobat scratching ripping
So all you damn DJs think you can get some
Battle with me and then you step you know that's dumb
I got the title round hangin' down on my chest
Lay with that lick to the Rolex
Next time but wait comin' from a different game
Hits comin' out breakin' you down givin' you pain
I got my turntable spinnin' in the background
I wanna rip a DJ's ass right now
So that's the fact step the hell back
I got a green light n gga watch me whack
I am here to raise some hell hell
raise raise raise raise some
hell
You had a DJ's nightmare
You woke up sweatin huh
Got mad and called Joe a punk chump
You don't know so get faded like a haircut
You just move so smooth you bust a nut
So when you go to bed be ready
Joe Cooley's in your dreams like Freddy
You tried to step to Joe like you're a hero
I'll name a movie after you Less Than Zero
Your DJ struggle and your rapper's name is MC Strain
Rodney O and Joe pullin' sixths of pain
Right now I got your DJ scared
Joe Cooley show 'em why you give 'em DJ nightmares
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Stop and stare if you dare to be aware
When Joe Cooley's on the table he's the DJ's Nightmare
You better flee the scenes when he comes to town
Master scratcher on display so gather around
Never known to be a jerk just known for doin' work
He gives new meaning to the word berserk
Because a blow off and show off a move or two
Then he'll stop to sign an autograph when he's through
Killin' off the competition now there ain't nothin' left
Ninja of the tables DJ of death
In your sleep you dream of the day you battle
But you choke when you move
cause you know you got capped fool
Yeah the 80's was the decade of the DJ but in the 90's
the DJ done faded What's up with all that
I don't even know man these DJs be up on stage now
and they ain't even doin' nothin' man
they just stage props
or somethin' man I don't know what the deal is
'ey yo Joe Cooley show 'em what time it is
Yeah
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody
Yeah I wanna say what's up to
all the top LA DJs out there
DJ Bobcat wanna say what's
up to DJ Aladdin DJ Trace D wanna
send a shout out to DJ
Street the cross fade beast and I wanna send
a shout out to my homeboy DJ crew
what's up foo' I wanna send a
shout out to Tony
A another one to my homeboy Coolio D and my
homeboy poppin' DJ Train
DJs don't scratch on these
rap records no more
'cause they can't scratch man
They get up there on stage man
act like they gon' scratch ain't scratchin' nothin'
but they ass
I guess but what you think I should do then
You first grab the mic and tell them
how you feel then while the
record's goin' just start tearin' up sh t
Right
I'm the DJ's nightmare on that cypher
Turntable black acrobat scratching ripping
So all you damn DJs think you can get some
Battle with me and then you step you know that's dumb
I got the title round hangin' down on my chest
Lay with that lick to the Rolex
Next time but wait comin' from a different game
Hits comin' out breakin' you down givin' you pain
I got my turntable spinnin' in the background
I wanna rip a DJ's ass right now
So that's the fact step the hell back
I got a green light n gga watch me whack
I am here to raise some hell hell
raise raise raise raise some
hell
You had a DJ's nightmare
You woke up sweatin huh
Got mad and called Joe a punk chump
You don't know so get faded like a haircut
You just move so smooth you bust a nut
So when you go to bed be ready
Joe Cooley's in your dreams like Freddy
You tried to step to Joe like you're a hero
I'll name a movie after you Less Than Zero
Your DJ struggle and your rapper's name is MC Strain
Rodney O and Joe pullin' sixths of pain
Right now I got your DJ scared
Joe Cooley show 'em why you give 'em DJ nightmares
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Yo hey hey Yo hey hey Yo hey hey
Stop and stare if you dare to be aware
When Joe Cooley's on the table he's the DJ's Nightmare
You better flee the scenes when he comes to town
Master scratcher on display so gather around
Never known to be a jerk just known for doin' work
He gives new meaning to the word berserk
Because a blow off and show off a move or two
Then he'll stop to sign an autograph when he's through
Killin' off the competition now there ain't nothin' left
Ninja of the tables DJ of death
In your sleep you dream of the day you battle
But you choke when you move
cause you know you got capped fool
Yeah the 80's was the decade of the DJ but in the 90's
the DJ done faded What's up with all that
I don't even know man these DJs be up on stage now
and they ain't even doin' nothin' man
they just stage props
or somethin' man I don't know what the deal is
'ey yo Joe Cooley show 'em what time it is
Yeah
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody Battle anybody
Battle anybody Battle anybody
Yeah I wanna say what's up to
all the top LA DJs out there
DJ Bobcat wanna say what's
up to DJ Aladdin DJ Trace D wanna
send a shout out to DJ
Street the cross fade beast and I wanna send
a shout out to my homeboy DJ crew
what's up foo' I wanna send a
shout out to Tony
A another one to my homeboy Coolio D and my
homeboy poppin' DJ Train
