Mike Faist, Ben Platt, Will Roland - Sincerely, Me

Dear Evan Hansen,
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Why would you write that?

I'm just trying to tell the truth

You know what? If you aren't going to take this seriously...

Okay you need to calm yourself!

This has to be perfect, okay?
The emails have to prove that we were actually friends.
They've got to be completely realistic

There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another.

Let's go back.

In fact, it's something quite beautiful.

Let's go back Jared!

I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard

Hard?

Has been bad

Bad?

Has been rough

Kinky!

And I miss talking about life and other stuff

Very specific

Shut up

I like my parents

Who says that?

I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright

Smoking drugs

Just fix it!

This isn't realistic at all! It doesn't even sound like Connor!

Well I want to show that I was a good friend,
Y'know? That I was trying to help him

You are just cute as a freaking button

If I stop smoking crack

Crack?!

If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see

It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want
to be sincerely, me

Are we done yet?

Well I mean I can't just show them one email

Okay, please stop hyperventilating

I'm not hyperventilating

You're having considerable trouble breathing

I'm having no trouble breathing

Do you need a paper bag to breath into?

I'm not hyperventilating!

Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

No!

You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Ridiculous!

Dude I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see

Just wait and see

It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, me

My sister's hot

What the hell?

My bad

Dear Evan Hansen, thanks for every note you send

Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend

Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond

But not because we're Gay
No not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

Well anyway

You're getting better everyday

I'm getting better everyday

We're getting better everyday

Hey hey hey hey!

It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely,

Miss you dearly

Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me