One day when I was chillin'
in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business
eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin'
strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front
with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight
kind of side to side
He asked this old lady
Yo yo um is this Kentucky Fried
The lady said Yeah
smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order
small fries Big Mac
You be illin'
You be illin'
You be illin'
You be illin'
To day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat in free no pay
Radio in hand snacks by feet
Game's about to start
you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up
Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop
then you scream Touchdown
You be illin'
You be illin'
You be illin'
You be illin'
The other day around the way
I seen you illin' at a party
Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and
in your left hand was Bacardi
You went up to this fly girl
and said Yo yo can I get this dance
She smelt your breath and
then she left you standin'
in your illin'stance
You be illin'
You be illin'
You be illin'
You be illin'
For dinner you ate it
there is none left
It was salty
with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it
cos you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read
it was a can of dog food
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