Bob Log III - One Man Band Boom

Hey
Uh
I'm Bob Log the Third, one man band, Tucson, Arizona
Hey
Let me introduce the band to you
On cymbals, left foot
Over here on the bass drum, we got right foot
Shut up
This is my left hand that does all the slide work
Right hand does the picking
My mouth hole does most the talking
And you're looking at my finger
Don't talk to my finger, my finger is an asshole
Woo Fat Possum Uh Come on
Bob Log the Third
Thanks for coming out tonight everybody
Go ahead, put your boob in my scotch
Make your bubble strut put wall to wall stank
Wiggle that room
Keep bumping those buns and spill that drink
Wee Uh
I'll sell ya a tube top
I'll sell ya some panties
I'll sell ya a jacket
Uh What you want
Show me your teeth
Turn up the helmet up, man
Turn up the immune system in the monitor
Turn up the HEY
No, I ain't gonna
I ain't, Yes I am
Uh
Shut up
Bob Log the Third
Here he comes
Here he comes
There he goes
Hey
Look at that
Uh
I'm a professional, god damn it
I live in a car
Hey