everyone gather 'round now, sing us a song
just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone
for two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend
I had this feeling we might never see Steven again
but we thought he was gone and now he showed up again
last week it was funny
and now the joke's wearing thin
'cause everyone knows now,
that every night now will be Steven's
last night in town
he's charmed everyone here,
except Tamara Easter
who later revealed to him
her innermost secrets
won us over with stories
about Linda McCartney
lost points with the ladies for saying
he couldn't love a woman with cellulite
we thought he was gone
and he come back again
last week it was funny
and now the joke's wearing thin
'cause everyone knows now,
that every night now will be Steven's
last night in town
we were talking about something,
seems like was funny
then Steven got quiet I think Steven was mad
maybe he wasn't - mad,
but we felt really strange in the moment
but the moment was passed and forgotten
we thought he was gone
and he's come back again
last week it was funny
and now the joke's wearing thin
everyone knows now,
that every night now will be Steven's...
last night in town