Ben Folds - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces

September'75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badass mother G I Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200
solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money
made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die
I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200
solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
'cause I will yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will yes you will
You will be sorry
cause I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200
solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and theTV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass
September'75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badass mother G I Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200
solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money
made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die
I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200
solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
'cause I will yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will yes you will
You will be sorry
cause I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200
solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and theTV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass
Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

Music video by Ben Folds Five performing One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces. (C) 1997 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT.

Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf and Two Hundred Solemn Faces

Music video by Ben Folds Five performing One Angry Dwarf and Two Hundred Solemn Faces. (C) 2013 Ben Folds / Distributed by Sony Music Entertainment ...

Ben Folds - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces (Live at the Turf Club on 89.3 The Current)

Ben Folds performs a solo version of "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces" live at the Turf Club in Saint Paul, Minn. recorded live for 89.3 The Current.

Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces | Directed by Peter Demetris

Ben Folds Five | One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces - Directed by Peter Demetris Originally broadcast on the Jack Docherty Show on Channel 5 UK in 1997.

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