Tracie Thoms, Betsy Wolfe, Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells - Something Bad Is Happening / More Racquetball

People might think I'm very dyke-ish
I make a big stink when I must, but goddamn
I'm just professional, never too nonchalant
If I'm a bitch, well, I am what I am!

Just call me 'Doc', don't call me 'lady'
I don't like to talk when I'm losing the game
Bachelors arrive sick and frightened
They leave weeks later unenlightened
We see a trend, but the trend has no name

Something bad is happening
Something very bad is happening
Something stinks, something immoral
Something so bad that words have lost their meaning!
Rumors fly and tales abound
Stories echo underground!
Something bad
Is spreading, spreading, spreading
'Round!

Tell me how it tastes!
Tell me if it's good!
Tell me, dear, if you'd like seconds-

Stop!

Go ahead and wound my pride

Just stop

You're feeling very sick inside, well, okay
So you've had a bad day
I don’t know what to say
Look what’s become of my doctor

She's my doctor
And I love her!
She's got passion!
She's intelligent and, Jesus Christ
A doctor!
Very wealthy
And I love her!
Doctor of internal medicine!
I'm heartsick you’re unhappy

Life is crappy

And you always see
The glass half full
I'm nervous

This is fucking ridiculous!

She's my doctor and I love her!
She's got heart!

My spirits sag when I read the magazines
Men dressed in drag, next to their moms
Fashion and passion and filler
But not a word about the killer
I like the ballgowns, but Jesus Christ!

Something bad is happening!

Something very bad is happening!
Something stinks, something immoral!
Something so bad that words have lost their meaning!
Rumors fly and tales abound
Stories echo underground!
Something bad is

Which she'd never say
Little things don't get in her way
What can it be?
What can it be?

Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round!

Look, a virus has been found!
Stories echo underground! Something bad is

Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round!


It bounced in

No, it didn't

Hit the line, you know it did

Just begin

Are you kidding?
Who's telling who how to play?

Let me live, please forgive
Me for winning one game

Serve it up

I attack!

Hold it down, keep him back-
Something's gone out of whack!

I hit!

Ah shit!

My game!
1 2 3 4

1 2 3- damn it

1 2 3 4

1 2-
Good serve, Marvin

1 2 3 4

1 2-
It hit my heel

Don't be bitter

No big deal, the game is yours

It's unreal, you're a quitter!

I can't go on anymore!

Be a jerk, my sweet bruiser
Try to be a decent loser!
At least you could give me that!

Excuse me?
I'm ready to go!
I'm ready...

I'm sorry

Do you know all I want is you?
Anything you do is alright
Yes, it's alright

Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright