Stacey Kent - Waiter, Oh Waiter
Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue
I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen.
And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
Everything looks so frightening
Everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter, please waiter!
I really need your advice.
Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed
If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris
What is this crab and lobster foam? What's in this cassoulet?
While my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait.
I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
Won't you help me through this menu
Won't you please just catch my eye
So waiter oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight.
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too,
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight.
Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue
Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to.
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen.
And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter please waiter!
I really need your advice
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter, oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight
I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen.
And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
Everything looks so frightening
Everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter, please waiter!
I really need your advice.
Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed
If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris
What is this crab and lobster foam? What's in this cassoulet?
While my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait.
I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
Won't you help me through this menu
Won't you please just catch my eye
So waiter oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight.
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too,
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight.
Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue
Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to.
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen.
And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter please waiter!
I really need your advice
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter, oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight
Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue
I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen.
And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
Everything looks so frightening
Everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter, please waiter!
I really need your advice.
Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed
If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris
What is this crab and lobster foam? What's in this cassoulet?
While my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait.
I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
Won't you help me through this menu
Won't you please just catch my eye
So waiter oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight.
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too,
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight.
Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue
Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to.
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen.
And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter please waiter!
I really need your advice
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter, oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight
I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen.
And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
Everything looks so frightening
Everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter, please waiter!
I really need your advice.
Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed
If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris
What is this crab and lobster foam? What's in this cassoulet?
While my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait.
I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
Won't you help me through this menu
Won't you please just catch my eye
So waiter oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight.
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too,
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight.
Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue
Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to.
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen.
And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice.
Oh, waiter please waiter!
I really need your advice
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
And days when your dreams came true
So, waiter, oh, waiter!
Please help me out tonight
Stacey Kent Pencarian: Stacey Kent
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- She`s a Carioca (Jobim) Jim Tomlinson, Stacey Kent
- He Loves And She Loves Stacey Kent
- No More Blues (Chega De Saudade) (Jobim) Jim Tomlinson, Stacey Kent
- No Moon At All Stacey Kent
- I Wish I Could Go Travelling Again Stacey Kent
- O Bebado E A Equilibrista / Smile Stacey Kent
- You`ve Got A Friend Stacey Kent
- If I Had You Stacey Kent
- The Very Thought Of You Stacey Kent
- Under A Blanket Of Blue Stacey Kent
- O Barquinho Stacey Kent
- Too Darn Hot Stacey Kent
- Tenderly Stacey Kent
- The Christmas Song Stacey Kent
- The Summer We Crossed Europe In The Rain Stacey Kent
- Shall We Dance? Stacey Kent
- The Summer We Crossed Europe In The Rain Stacey Kent
- Isn`t It A Pity? Stacey Kent
- They Say It`s Wonderful Stacey Kent
- Comes Love Stacey Kent
- I Won`t Dance Stacey Kent
- Let Yourself Go Stacey Kent
- They All Laughed Stacey Kent
- More Than You Know Stacey Kent
- Under A Blanket Of Blue Stacey Kent
- Little Girl Blue Stacey Kent
- Samba Saravah Stacey Kent
- Under A Blanket Of Blue Stacey Kent
- O Comboio (Live) Stacey Kent
- What A Wonderful World Stacey Kent
- Jardin d`hiver Stacey Kent
- This Happy Madness Stacey Kent
- The Face I Love Stacey Kent
- How Insensitive Stacey Kent
- Like A Lover Stacey Kent
- One Note Samba (Samba De Uma Nota So) Stacey Kent
- Waiter, Oh Waiter Stacey Kent
- The Changing Lights Stacey Kent
- A Tarde Stacey Kent
- Mais Uma Vez Stacey Kent
- Chanson Legere Stacey Kent
- Portrait In Black And White (Jobim, Buarque) Jim Tomlinson, Stacey Kent
- You`ve Got A Friend Stacey Kent
- L`etang Stacey Kent
- I Won`t Dance Stacey Kent
- The Boy Next Door Stacey Kent
- The Christmas Song Stacey Kent
- Jardin D`hiver (Live) Stacey Kent
- Isn`t This A Lovely Day Stacey Kent
- Que reste-t-il de nos amours ? Stacey Kent
- Say It Isn`t So Stacey Kent
- They Can`t Take That Away From Me (Live) Stacey Kent
- They Can`T Take That Away From Me Stacey Kent
- Fools Fush In (Where Angels Fear To Tread) Stacey Kent
- Fools Rush In (Where Angels Fear To Tread) Stacey Kent
- Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo (French Ver.) Stacey Kent
- What The World Needs Now Is Love Stacey Kent
- What The World Needs Now Stacey Kent
- The Tender Trap Stacey Kent
- That s All Stacey Kent
- More Than You Know Stacey Kent
- Violets For Your Furs (Album Ver.) Stacey Kent
- The Gentle Rain (Bonfa, Dubey) Jim Tomlinson, Stacey Kent
- If I m Lucky Stacey Kent
- I Concentrate on You (Porter) Jim Tomlinson, Stacey Kent
- C`est le printemps Stacey Kent
- What a wonderful world (Radio Edit) Stacey Kent
- Never Let Me Go Stacey Kent
- A Fine Romance Stacey Kent
- If You Never Come To Me Stacey Kent
- It Might As Well Be Spring (Live) Stacey Kent
- The Ice Hotel Stacey Kent
- The Ice Hotel Stacey Kent
- The Ice Hotel (Live) Stacey Kent
- I`m Just A Lucky So And So Stacey Kent
- So Many Stars Stacey Kent
- Quiet Nights Of Quiet Stars (Corcovado) Stacey Kent, Ebene Quartett
- Quiet Nights Of Quiet Stars (Live) Stacey Kent
- Don`t Be That Way Stacey Kent
- They Say It`s Wonderful (Live) Stacey Kent
- Close Your Eyes Stacey Kent
- Only Trust Your Heart Stacey Kent
- Dreamer (Jobim) Jim Tomlinson, Stacey Kent
- Dreamer Stacey Kent
- Dreamer (Live) Stacey Kent
- If I Were A Bell (Live) Stacey Kent
- Waters Of March (Live) Stacey Kent
- Ces Petits Riens (Live) Stacey Kent
- Samba Saravah (Live) Stacey Kent
- Breakfast On The Morning Tram (Live) Stacey Kent
- Coracao Vagabundo (Live) Stacey Kent
- Postcard Lovers (Live) Stacey Kent
- Mi Amor (Live) Stacey Kent
- The Best Is Yet To Come (Live) Stacey Kent
- To Say Goodbye Stacey Kent
- Make It Up Stacey Kent
- The Changing Lights Stacey Kent
- Bullet Train Stacey Kent
- The Face I Love Stacey Kent
- In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning Stacey Kent
- There`s A Lull In My Life Stacey Kent