Too Short - I`m A Player
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain't with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
So you can light that weed,
While I spit this rap,
And tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You want to rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to fuck young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I fuck top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' for years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,
Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
All the fake players peep game from the real,
Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,
When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,
Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,
You got one girlfriend you see her every night,
Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,
Cut to the house and said baby I love you,
Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'
An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O bitch!
Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,
And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,
And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,
Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans,
I know I seen it before,
I see it again,
Young tender saying Short would you be my man
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
Yeah there's a lot of fake players out there
Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin'
But hey ain' trippin' up
Short Dog, what you do about them player haters
Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators,
Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,
I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player,
Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,
I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,
Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,
Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,
I was born to mack,
I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,
Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick,
And even though I can't fuck you every day,
That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,
We can all get together on a late night,
Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,
I really don't care,
Cause I'm a player
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain't with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
So you can light that weed,
While I spit this rap,
And tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You want to rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to fuck young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I fuck top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' for years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,
Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
All the fake players peep game from the real,
Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,
When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,
Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,
You got one girlfriend you see her every night,
Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,
Cut to the house and said baby I love you,
Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'
An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O bitch!
Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,
And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,
And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,
Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans,
I know I seen it before,
I see it again,
Young tender saying Short would you be my man
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
Yeah there's a lot of fake players out there
Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin'
But hey ain' trippin' up
Short Dog, what you do about them player haters
Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators,
Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,
I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player,
Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,
I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,
Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,
Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,
I was born to mack,
I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,
Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick,
And even though I can't fuck you every day,
That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,
We can all get together on a late night,
Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,
I really don't care,
Cause I'm a player
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain't with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
So you can light that weed,
While I spit this rap,
And tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You want to rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to fuck young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I fuck top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' for years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,
Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
All the fake players peep game from the real,
Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,
When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,
Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,
You got one girlfriend you see her every night,
Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,
Cut to the house and said baby I love you,
Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'
An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O bitch!
Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,
And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,
And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,
Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans,
I know I seen it before,
I see it again,
Young tender saying Short would you be my man
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
Yeah there's a lot of fake players out there
Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin'
But hey ain' trippin' up
Short Dog, what you do about them player haters
Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators,
Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,
I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player,
Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,
I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,
Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,
Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,
I was born to mack,
I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,
Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick,
And even though I can't fuck you every day,
That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,
We can all get together on a late night,
Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,
I really don't care,
Cause I'm a player
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain't with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
So you can light that weed,
While I spit this rap,
And tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You want to rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to fuck young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I fuck top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' for years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,
Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
All the fake players peep game from the real,
Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,
When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,
Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,
You got one girlfriend you see her every night,
Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,
Cut to the house and said baby I love you,
Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'
An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O bitch!
Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,
And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,
And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,
Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans,
I know I seen it before,
I see it again,
Young tender saying Short would you be my man
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
Yeah there's a lot of fake players out there
Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin'
But hey ain' trippin' up
Short Dog, what you do about them player haters
Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators,
Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,
I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player,
Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,
I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,
Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,
Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,
I was born to mack,
I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,
Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick,
And even though I can't fuck you every day,
That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,
We can all get together on a late night,
Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,
I really don't care,
Cause I'm a player
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
Too Short Paghahanap: Too Short
- What She Gonna Do? Too Short
- Slide Through (Feat. Tyga) E-40, Too Short
- Burn Rubber Too Short
- Burn Rubber Too Short
- Dump Truck (Feat. Travis Porter & Young Chu) E-40, Too Short
- Chase The Cat Too Short
- I Luv Too Short
- Domestic Violence Too Short
- Fire Too Short
- Don`t Ever Give Up Too Short
- Analyze The Game Too Short
- These Are The Tales Too Short
- Looking For A Baller Too Short
- Talkin` Shit Too Short
- This How We Eat Too Short
- Late Nite Creep Too Short
- Player For Life Too Short
- Can I Hit It Too Short
- Candy Paint Too Short
- Pimpin` Ken Too Short
- U Stank Too Short
- Keep Fuckin` Me Too Short
- Nothing Feels Better Too Short
- Turf`s Up (Remix) Beeda Weeda, E-40, Too Short, Turf Talk, Dem Hoodstarz, Eddie P., Clyde Carson, Kaz Kyzah, San Quinn
- Ride With Me E-40, Too Short
- West Coast Shit (Feat. Ice Cube) E-40, Too Short
- Lemme See You Twerk (Feat. Dolla Will) E-40, Too Short
- The Ghetto Too Short
- Players Too Short
- Old School Too Short
- My Stapler E-40, Too Short
- Life Is... Too Short Too Short
- Hey, Let`s Go Too Short
- Gettin` It Too Short
- Get Ya Money Too Short
- Can I Get A Bitch Too Short
- It`s Hard Too Short
- That`s Why Too Short
- Cocktales Too Short
- This Shit Pound E-40, Too Short
- Step Daddy Too Short
- Playboy Short Too Short
- Short Side Too Short
- Every Time Too Short
- Female Funk Too Short
- Don`t Ever Stop Too Short
- Don`t Stop Rappin Too Short
- Shes A Bitch Too Short
- From Here To New York Too Short
- Shortrapp Too Short
- The Bitch Sucks Dick Too Short
- Girl (Cocaine) Thats Your Life Too Short
- Wild Wild West Too Short
- Blow Job Betty Too Short
- Coke Dealers Too Short
- Dance (Dont Geek) Too Short
- The Invasion The Flat Booty Bitches Too Short
- Oakland. California Too Short
- B*tches Need Love Too Too Short
- Life Is ...Too $hort Too Short
- Short But Funky Too Short
- Short Short Too Short
- Show Me How U Do It Too Short
- Playa Style Too Short, Buccetloc, Nitro
- It Might Sound Crazy (Remix) Too Short
- Sample The Funk Too Short
- Ain`t Nothing Like Pimpin` Too Short
- I Must Confess Too Short
- Survivin` The Game Too Short
- No Love From Oakland Too Short
- So You Want To Be A Gangster Too Short
- Call Me Daddy Too Short
- Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Too Short
- Buy You Some Too Short
- You Might Get G`Eed Too Short
- Can`t Stay Away Too Short
- Where They At? Too Short
- Don`t Trust Her Too Short
- Smoke That Shit E-40, Too Short
- Bout My Money (Feat. Turf Talk) E-40, Too Short
- I Don`t Work For Nobody E-40, Too Short
- Pancherellos E-40, Too Short
- Check That Bitch E-40, Too Short
- Ballin` Is Fun (Feat. B-Legit) E-40, Too Short
- We Are The Pioneers E-40, Too Short
- Get It Too Short
- Respect The Pimpin` Too Short
- Paystyle Too Short
- Hobo Hoeing Too Short
- G-2000 Too Short
- Take My Bitch Too Short
- Don`t Act Like That Too Short
- Gettin` It Too Short
- It Don`t Stop Too Short
- Hoes Too Short
- What Happened To The Groupies Too Short
- Never Talk Down Too Short
- More Freaky Tales Too Short
- All The Time Too Short
- Just Like Dope Too Short
- Entrepreneur E-40, Too Short
- Cali (Feat. Wifey & DJ Upgrade) E-40, Too Short
- One Foot (Feat. Sugafree) E-40, Too Short
- Money Motivated E-40, Too Short
- Knockin` a Bitch E-40, Too Short
- I Ain`t Trippin` Too Short
- In The Trunk Too Short
- Game Too Short
- B*tch I`m A Pimp Too Short
- Thangs Change Too Short
- Gangsters & Strippers Too Short
- It`s Hard Too Short
- I`m A Player Too Short
- California Girls Too Short
- I`ve Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body) Too Short
- Hoochie Too Short
- In The Trunk Too Short
- Bad Ways Too Short
- Longevity Too Short
- Don`t Stop Rappin` Too Short
- Be My Dirty Love Too Short
- It`s About That Money Too Short
- You Nasty Too Short
- Fire Fighter (Feat. Knotch) E-40, Too Short
- Workin` The Trunk E-40, Too Short
- Do You Remember? (Feat. Kurupt) E-40, Too Short
- If We Ain`t Fuckin` E-40, Too Short
- Dope Fiend Beat Too Short
- Baby D Too Short
- She Know Too Short
- It`s 4 Sale (Feat. The Up All Nite Crew) Too Short
- Extra Dangerous Thanks Too Short
- Top Down Too Short
- I Ain`t Nothin` But A Dog Too Short
- 2 Bitches Too Short
- How Does It Feel Too Short
- Fuck My Car Too Short
- Nasty Rhymes Too Short
- Here We Go Too Short
- Nation Riders Anthem Too Short
- Nation Riders Too Short
- Pimp Shit Too Short
- Toasted E-40, Too Short
- Singles E-40, Too Short
- Whip Out E-40, Too Short
- Street Money E-40, Too Short
- Gang Of `Em (Feat. Beeda Weeda) E-40, Too Short
- Choosin` Too Short
- What`s A Pimp? Too Short
- Pimpandho.com Too Short
- New Kids On The Block Too Short, E-40
- Blowjob Betty Too Short
- Ya`ll Ready Too Short
- Tell The Feds (From The Rush Hour Soundtrack) Too Short
- God Bless The Game Certified Hustlas, Too Short
- Posted Up (Feat. Kurupt, B-Smoove) Too Short
- We Do This Too Short
- Coming Up $Hort Too Short
- Respect The Pimpin` Too Short
- Chosssin` Too Short
- Getting Too Short
- Married To The Game Too Short
- Don`t Hate The Player Too Short
- So Watcha Sayin` Too Short
- I Want To Be Free (That`s The Truth) Too Short
- Something To Ride To Too Short
- Intro: Shorty The Pimp Too Short
- Recognize Game Too Short
- Can`t Stay Away (Outro) Too Short
- Pimp Me Too Short
- Good Life Too Short
- Ain`t No Bitches Too Short
- At The Studio Too Short
- Anything Is Possible Too Short
- Let`s Have A Party (Feat. Cousin Fik & Knotch) E-40, Too Short
- Say I (Feat. Wiz Khalifa) E-40, Too Short
- Sheesh E-40, Too Short
- Everyday E-40, Too Short
- Ask About Me (Feat. B-Legit) E-40, Too Short
- Stressin` E-40, Too Short
- Cocktales Too Short
- Freaky Tales Too Short
- It`s Your Life Too Short
- The Ghetto Too Short
- That`s Not Your B*tch Too Short
- It`s A Cold Day (feat. George S. Clinton) (The Funk Wit You Mix) Too Short
- Don`t Fuck For Free Too Short
- Giving Up The Funk Too Short
- F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (Main Version) Too Short, Mistah F.A.B, Ms. Hollywood, Ginger
- Too Short Interlude (Feat. Too Short) Too Short
- Too Short Outro (Feat. Too Short) Too Short
- Too Short Interlude 3 (Feat. Too Short) Too Short
- Bossy Featuring Too $hort Kelis, Too Short
- I Want Your Girl (Main Version - Explicit) Too Short, E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.
- All About It Too Short, Pimp C
- Pimpin` Aint No Illusion (Chopped & Screwed Ver.) UGK, Kool-Ace, Too Short
- Pimpin` Ain`t No Illusion UGK, Kool-Ace, Too Short
- Pimpin` Ain`t No Illusion UGK, Kool-Ace, Too Short
- I`m a Player (Street Version) Too Short
- You Came To Party Too Short