DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - You Saw My Blinker

This is a story I'll never forget
About the day
my new car got hit
It caught me off guard
cause it happened so quick
When I heard the crash
I got mad as hell
Cruising down the highway
fast not slow
Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
People waving at me
cause they know who I am
Alpine stero blasting a jam
Put the top down
said my girlfriend
Then my damn hat blew off
in the wind
I got kinda mad
cause it's the hat I just bought
I shoulda put her out
it was all her fault
Day was friday date was ten
My girl was looking
good on a strem
She smacked my hand
when I put it on her rear
Said hit me again
and I'll break your wrist
That day I dressed all in white
Takin' my girl to Palm
Springs for the night
I was hoping
I could find a short cut
I was tired plus
I had a rash on my butt
There was this lady
in a Pinto coupe
'bout 90 years old
I could tell by the droop
Driving off fast borderline insane
Glass so thick couldn't stay
in her lane
I swerved left then
I swerved right
She was still tailgating me
too damn tight
To the left lane I tried to switch
Then you saw my blinker bitch
We both pulled off
on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
The only thing stopping me
from breaking her nose
Is I was 21 and
she was 90 years old
Then the police
came turn the lights off
The lady started cryin'
and the cop got soft
The cop said ah it'll be ok
Wrinkled old bag lookin'
like a shar pei
I said wait what's going on cap'
Her car's fine my car is wrecked
Then I saw what happened
in the crash
Her dentures came out
her mouth and got stuck
in the dash
You hit me I didn't hit you
Stop holding your neck lady
you can't sue
It's your fault you caused all this
You saw my blinker bitch
Wednesday October the fourth
That's when we got our day
in court
That lady destroyed my case
She came in a wheelchair
and a neck brace
I jumped up
I said you must be jokin'
Come on judge her neck
ain't broken
Well I'll be damned
Wrinkled old bag started cryin'
on the stand
The bailiff grabbed me
slammed me
on the ground
Judge said boy
you'd better calm down
Aren't you one of them
damn rap singers
Yeah then I gave him the finger
Judge held me
in contempt of court
For givin' him the finger
and things of that sort
Anything to say
before you're dismissed
Just one you saw my blinker bitch
This is a story I'll never forget
About the day
my new car got hit
It caught me off guard
cause it happened so quick
When I heard the crash
I got mad as hell
Cruising down the highway
fast not slow
Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
People waving at me
cause they know who I am
Alpine stero blasting a jam
Put the top down
said my girlfriend
Then my damn hat blew off
in the wind
I got kinda mad
cause it's the hat I just bought
I shoulda put her out
it was all her fault
Day was friday date was ten
My girl was looking
good on a strem
She smacked my hand
when I put it on her rear
Said hit me again
and I'll break your wrist
That day I dressed all in white
Takin' my girl to Palm
Springs for the night
I was hoping
I could find a short cut
I was tired plus
I had a rash on my butt
There was this lady
in a Pinto coupe
'bout 90 years old
I could tell by the droop
Driving off fast borderline insane
Glass so thick couldn't stay
in her lane
I swerved left then
I swerved right
She was still tailgating me
too damn tight
To the left lane I tried to switch
Then you saw my blinker bitch
We both pulled off
on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
The only thing stopping me
from breaking her nose
Is I was 21 and
she was 90 years old
Then the police
came turn the lights off
The lady started cryin'
and the cop got soft
The cop said ah it'll be ok
Wrinkled old bag lookin'
like a shar pei
I said wait what's going on cap'
Her car's fine my car is wrecked
Then I saw what happened
in the crash
Her dentures came out
her mouth and got stuck
in the dash
You hit me I didn't hit you
Stop holding your neck lady
you can't sue
It's your fault you caused all this
You saw my blinker bitch
Wednesday October the fourth
That's when we got our day
in court
That lady destroyed my case
She came in a wheelchair
and a neck brace
I jumped up
I said you must be jokin'
Come on judge her neck
ain't broken
Well I'll be damned
Wrinkled old bag started cryin'
on the stand
The bailiff grabbed me
slammed me
on the ground
Judge said boy
you'd better calm down
Aren't you one of them
damn rap singers
Yeah then I gave him the finger
Judge held me
in contempt of court
For givin' him the finger
and things of that sort
Anything to say
before you're dismissed
Just one you saw my blinker bitch
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