Right now
he's probably slow dancin'
with a bleached blond tramp
and she's probably getting frisky
right now
he's probably buying her some
fruity little drink
cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now
he's probably up behind her
with a pool stick
showin' her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up
4 wheel drive
carved my name into
his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to
both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
Right now
she's probably up singin' some
white trash version of Shania kareoke
Right now
she's probably sayin' I'm drunk
and he's a thinkin'
that he's gonna get lucky
Right now
he's probably dabbin' on
3 dollars worth of that
bathroom cologne
Oh and he don't know ohhh
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up
4 wheel drive
carved my name into
his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
I might a saved a little
trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it won't be on me
No not on me
Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up
4 wheel drive
carved my name into
his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
oh before he cheats oh
Right now
he's probably slow dancin'
with a bleached blond tramp
and she's probably getting frisky
right now
he's probably buying her some
fruity little drink
cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now
he's probably up behind her
with a pool stick
showin' her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up
4 wheel drive
carved my name into
his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to
both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
Right now
she's probably up singin' some
white trash version of Shania kareoke
Right now
she's probably sayin' I'm drunk
and he's a thinkin'
that he's gonna get lucky
Right now
he's probably dabbin' on
3 dollars worth of that
bathroom cologne
Oh and he don't know ohhh
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up
4 wheel drive
carved my name into
his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
I might a saved a little
trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it won't be on me
No not on me
Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up
4 wheel drive
carved my name into
his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
oh before he cheats oh