Melanie Martinez - Mrs. Potato Head

If you weren't born with it
You can buy
a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read
the warning kids
Cause pretty soon
you'll be bored with it
Sexual hey girl
if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up
a professional
They stick pins in
you like a vegetable
Kids forever kids forever
Baby soft skin turns
into leather
Don't be dramatic
it's only some plastic
No one will love you
if you're unattractive
Oh Mrs Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty
Does a new face
come with a warranty
Will a pretty face
make it better
Oh Mr Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery
Do you swear
you'll stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Even if her face
don't stay together
If you want a little
more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries
yeah it's common sense
All you need's a couple
more compliments
And a hundred thousand dollars
for some condiments
It's such a waste
When little girls grow
into their mothers face
But little girls are learning
how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips
until they suffocate
Kids forever kids forever
Baby soft skin turns
into leather
Don't be dramatic
it's only some plastic
No one will love you
if you're unattractive
Oh Mrs Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty
Does a new face
come with a warranty
Will a pretty face
make it better
Oh Mr potato head tell me
How did you
afford her surgery
Do you swear
you'll stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Stay forever stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Stay forever stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Oh Mrs Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty
Does a new face
come with a warranty
Will a pretty face
make it better
Oh Mr Potato Head tell me
How did you
afford her surgery
Do you swear
you'll stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Stay forever stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Stay forever stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Stay forever stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together
Stay forever stay forever
Even if her face
don't stay together